Wordplay
What word begins with E and ends with E, but only has one letter?
An envelope.
I appear after rain, but I am not a cloud. I have many colors, but you cannot touch me. What am I?
A rainbow.
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock.
What has many keys but cannot open a single lock?
A piano.
If a rooster is sitting on the roof of a barn facing west and lays an egg, which way does it roll?
Nowhere; roosters don't lay eggs.
What gets bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole.
What comes down but never goes up?
Rain.
What can you hold in your right hand, but never in your left hand?
Your left hand.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An egg.
Mary’s father has 4 children. Three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. What is the 4th child’s name?
Mary.
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I come alive with the wind. What am I?
An echo.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Your right elbow.
The person who makes it sells it. The person who buys it never uses it. The person who uses it never knows it. What is it?
A coffin.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday. He stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse is named Friday.
How do you make the number seven even?
Take away the letter "S".
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness.
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards.
When you need me, you throw me away. When you are done with me, you bring me back. What am I?
An anchor.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married.
What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters in it?
The Post Office.
Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
I shave every day, but my beard stays exactly the same length. What am I?
A barber.
What can travel all around the world while remaining tucked away in a corner?
A postage stamp.
Three different doctors said that Paul is their brother, yet Paul claims he has no brothers. Who is lying?
No one; the doctors are Paul's sisters.