I am yellow, I eat leaves, I have a very long neck, I live in africa. What am I?
Giraffe
Hard to catch, easy to hold. Cant be seen unless its cold
Your breath
It’s a question you can ask all day long and get completely different but correct answers. What is the question?
What time is it
Which is heavier: a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?
They both weigh a ton
If you’re running in a race and you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second place
I am very big and strong. I am often reffered to as the king of the jungle. What am I?
Lion
What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs
a penny
What has hands, but can’t clap?
A clock
A little girl goes to the store and buys one dozen eggs. As she is going home, all but three break. How many eggs are left unbroken?
Three
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Breath
I move without wings, between silken strings, I leave as you find, my substance behind. What am I?
Spider
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
Two people are born at the same time, but they don’t have the same birthdays. How could this be?
They were born in different time zones on different days
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None he has three sisters
I shave every day, but my beard and hair stays the same. What am I?
A barber
I am a horse without legs and a body, I jump but never run. What kind of a horse am I?
A chess piece
I am not alive, but i grow, I dont have lungs, but i need air, I dont have a mouth, but water kills me. What am i
Fire
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them
Mary has four daughters, and each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does Mary have?
What has a head and a tail but no body?
A coin
Imagine this: A swarm of bees are going to attack you. You are running as fast as you can, running for your dear life. They are closing in about to sting. How can you escape from them?
Stop imagining
Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
9 each daughter has the same brother
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal
11 o'clock plus 2 hours = 1 o'clock
9 o'clock plus 5 hours = 2 o'clock
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
Four sisters and three brothers
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!