There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There are none it a one story
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking...not driving.
A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
he was bald
What is always in front of you but can’t be see?
The future
A snail can sleep for how many years?
3 yrs
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence.
Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?
There was the father, his son, and his son's son. This equals 2 fathers and 2 sons for a total of 3!
You go at red but stop at green. what am I?
Watermelon! You eat the red part, and you stop eating at the green part.
What has 13 hearts but no organs?
a deck of cards
Which animal has the highest blood pressure?
a Giraffe
What is at the end of everything.
G it is the last letter of everything
What can you catch but never throw?
A cold.
What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
Teapot
I'm tall when I'm young, I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
a candle
Rabbits are born blind. Is that true or false?
True
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. What am I?
Clouds
What has a ring but no finger?
a tellyphone or phone
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise
Which animal never sleeps?
a Bullfrog
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
footsteps
What is white when it's dirty?
a chalkboard
Where do fish keep their money?
a riverbank
What is full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge
Name the slowest animal of the world.
Three-toed Sloth