I make two people out of one. What am I?
A Mirror
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A piano
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I?
The daughter
Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose
I am wet when drying. What am I?
A towel
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
Fire
What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?
Your name
Which President wore the largest hat?
The one with the largest head
Samuel was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
This man is bald!
You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
A telephone
I am white when I am dirty, and black when I am clean. What am I?
A blackboard
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
Tomorrow I am surely here, yesterday I am found as well. Today I am gone. Who am I?
The Letter R
How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
SEE O DOUBLE YOU
What word is always pronounced wrong?
Wrong
I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
Age
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
A cloud was my mother, the wind is my father, my son is the cool stream, and my daughter is the fruit of the land. A rainbow is my bed, the earth my final resting place, and I'm the torment of man. Who Am I?
Rain
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip hop
Which three letters can frighten a thief away?
I C U
My life can be measured in hours, I serve by being devoured. Thin, I am quick. Fat, I am slow. Wind is my foe. What am I?
I am a candle
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting! starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, I
I dig out tiny caves and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. They are the smallest you could imagine. Sooner or later everybody needs my help, yet many people are afraid to let me help them. Who am I?
I am a Dentist.
Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
Because he always gets lost at sea
If fish lived on land, where would they live?
In Finland