Saying the exact opposite of what you mean to be funny or sarcastic.
What is Irony?
In a crate, there are 6 oranges, 2 baseballs, 4 apples, and 1 sports glove. A chef walks up to the crate to prepare a morning snack.
What's the total number of food items he took?
6 oranges + 4 apples = 10 food items.
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My dog went to the drive-thru but them didn't give him the chicken nuggets he ordered.
THEY?
"... they didn't give him the nuggets."
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You never have to feed a teddy bear...
Because they are always Stuffed?
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"Rizz" in English is short for...
What is Charisma?
Cha[rizz]ma
An exaggeration used for dramatic effect (e.g., "I'm starving").
What is Hyperbole?
In the jungle exhibit, the lions are fast asleep, the monkeys are swinging from ropes, and the parrots are screaming. A loud thunderclap shakes the building.
The zookeeper hears a bunch of "THUMPS!" What caused it?
The Monkeys fell down from their ropes.
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The hamster escaped its cage because he's door was left wide open.
HIS?
"...his door was left wide open."
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The teacher is always wearing his sunglasses in front of his students because...
Because they are all So Bright!
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"Let him Cook..." in English.
What is... Giving someone the SPACE or TIME to do "their thing" or execute a strategy?
Context clues or hints a writer leaves to suggest what will happen later.
What is Foreshadowing?
Lucas is wearing clean white socks, shiny blue rainboots, and a yellow raincoat. He walked through the park to get home while it was raining.
When he got home his boots were brown... what happened?
The boots were covered in mud.
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The turtle won the race because its moving at hyper-speed.
IT'S?
"...because it's moving at hyper-speed."
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Writing a message with a broken pencil is completely...
Pointless?
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"Goated with the sauce!"... in English
What is... GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) and "sauce" (style/flair)?
It means someone is absolutely the best at what they are doing, but with an extra layer of coolness (or rizz)?
The main adversary or villain who fights against the main hero in a story.
What is Antagonist?
A chef boils 2 cups of water in a pot. He brought his dog into work today. The chef stepped out and then returned an hour later. The pot was empty...
What happened?
It turned to steam.
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"It's time for dinner!
Let's eat grandma!"
(It's missing a Comma?). ,
"It's time for dinner! Let's eat, grandma!"
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Spooky skeletons are too scared to fight because they don't have...
The Guts?
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"Erm, what the sigma?" in English
What is...
Excuse Me (What, Huh, Uhm), What are you talking about? (or... What just happened?)
It means to express confusion, awkwardness, or mild annoyance.
Sigma means nothing in this sentence.
Giving human-like qualities or feelings to non-human things or objects.
There are 3 apples sitting on a kitchen table. You walk into the room and take away 2 of them.
How many apples do you have now?
"You" have 2 apples.
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Your a nice person, Janet. The Vegan Police needed an officer like you.
You're?
"You're a nice person, Janet."
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It hard keeping secrets with a Hard-Boiled Egg...
Because they will definitely Crack?
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"He thought he was aura farming by buying pizza for the whole group, but he lost all those points when his friend hit him with a Fanum tax and stole his very last slice."
Explain the sentence
or
Define (Fanum tax & Aura Farming)
What is ...
"Buying pizza... to aura farm" = He bought food to look generous and gain social respect from his friends.
"Hit him with a Fanum tax" = His friend boldly took a piece of his food without asking.