Before and After 90's-2000's R&B Songs
A group of nuns are completely baffled by the woman that Santana is singing about
How do you solve a problem like Maria Maria
A depressed father
Sad Dad
The airplane has landed. Shall you applaud?
You Shall Not.
"Maybe it's not the moon at all/I hear Spike Lee's Shooting Down the Street"
"Bah Humbug (and then sexier and quieter) Bah Humbuuuuug"
Rent
A series of components that treat wastewater on site, most likely in a rural area that has no municipal sewer.
A Septic System
I'd love to hear a really stunning poem
You receive the points if the poem is stunning
Rihanna said "when the sun shines we'll shine together", but the sun shines brighter when you're the "Queen of Jazz"
Umbrella Fitzgerald
Fake undershoe wear
Mock Sock
Rosie is mid-sandwich and she has mustard on her face. Shall you alert her that she has mustard on her face?
You shall not.
(LET ME BE I AM *MID* SANDWICH NOT POST SANDWICH)
"Well, she was good, you know what I mean"
Grease
Relating to or denoting substances that prevent the growth of disease-causing microorganisms
Antiseptic
Please correctly identify the exact word combination that is accurate in describing the graduate student lounge
A Sexy Preschool
It's Friday night, and Montell Jordan is tackling this project on his own instead of paying someone else to do it.
This is How we Do it Yourself (Will also Accept this is how we DIY)
A blow up doll you can really find common ground with.
Relatable inflatable.
Robert Brill has generously offered you the opportunity to stroke his calves. Shall you stroke the calves?
You Shall.
"You.
Me.
You?
Mimi"
Rent
The infamously racist decision by the U.S. Supreme Court in Plessy v. Ferguson (1896) that allowed the use of segregation laws by states and local governments is commonly referred to by this phrase
Separate but Equal
Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'd like to have been really inspired by this answer, taken on a journey, truly have my worldview challenged and rocked
I never meant to make your daughter cry with my abstract expressionist drip technique of splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface
Ms. Jackson Pollock
An impudent, flippant person from the largest country (by area) in Oceania
A Saucy Aussie
It is recommended by doctor's probably that you drink the equivalent of 4 of her water bottles in a day. Rosie has very generously shared this information with you. Shall you drink the equivalent of 4 of Rosie's water bottles in a day?
You Shall.
"I can't get enough-
Enough of cab drivers answering back
In language far from pure
Enough of frankfurters answering back
Brother, you know you're-"
Annie
A major street and transportation corridor in the City of Los Angeles and Los Angeles County which parallels Interstate 405 for much of its route.
Sepulveda
Do you think 9/11 was an inside job?
Hmm thank you for your opinion.
There's always that one person that will always have your heart, but sometimes what actually has your heart is a boat ride with freely available alcohol
My Booze Cruise
A disorderly and disruptive version of this plant, often used to extract essential oils used commonly in perfumes, incense, and insect repellent
Unruly Patchouli
Kanye?
You shall not.
"He'll carry me 'cross the threshold
And I'll be as meek as a lamb
Then he'll set me on my feet
And I'll say kinda sweet
Well, Mister Snow, here I am"
Carousel
A unit of measurement of power, or the rate at which work is done, usually in reference to the output of engines or motors
Horsepower
Does my chin hair grow on the left side of my face or the right?
the left obviously