Firsts
Abe's would have needed one of these for his very first job.
What is a lawnmower.
Abe's favorite sport to play as a 50-year old man.
What is pickleball.
The code for Christmas morning in the Yasser house.
What is knocking on the wall 4X (are.you.a.wake?).
This Tulsa bestie landed on a court in LA.
Who is Brandon.
The make and model of car Abe totaled at age 16.
What is Jeep Cherokee?
Abe's first girlfriend (hint: she was kind of crazy).
Who is Paige.
The cereal Abe ate every morning for 8 years straight.
This liver is something Abe is very proud of.
What is the Jaggard liver.
This CU Friend got in trouble for "truncating the moon."
Who is Justin Namolik.
Institution where Abe has received the most technical fouls.
What is the Vancouver JCC.
Abe's first college roommate.
Who is EC.
This red and white dessert is still Abe's favorite.
What is Strawberry Shortcake.
This Ginger helped Abe defile a Jewish fraternity's grill.
Who is Steve Brown.
Team Abe was playing when he tripped on National Television.
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The school where Abe finished 6th grade- for the first time.
What is Cascia Hall.
"How 'bout them apples?" Abe's Favorite movie.
What is Good Will Hunting.
The Mayor of CU.
Who is Gary Raimondo.
Who is Buchi's Grandma.
Abe was sent undercover to expose this scheme while working for Citibank- his first job after college.
What is the submission of fake applications for credit cards to get bonus payments for signing "people" up.
After 50 years, this is still Abe's favorite person to hang with.
Who is himself.
This Brit is the only one who can force Abe to watch football.
Who is Rich Dillon.
Mimi was very upset about Abe hoarding these.
What are hotel shampoo bottles.