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One more game is all Mr. Krabs wanted as he rolled dice at SpongeBob's front door. The poor sponge couldn't take anymore as he yelled this.
Everyone's in the band but doesn't know how to play anything. Patrick had to ask this music related question.
What is "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Why did he eat SpongeBob's boots? In this episode Mr. Krabs reassures SpongeBob with this quote.
What is "It's not the boots. It's the boo-TEE."
SpongeBob tries to convince Squidward a krabby patty is good for his soul. Unfortunately, this was Squidward's response.
What is "Oh pah-lease. I have no soul." [Demon laugh.]
This sweet treat was offered to a resident before he went mad screaming this.
What is "CHOCOLATE!"
This episode made us realize Squidward really doesn't have any talents as he lays in SpongeBob's bed treating his host like a maid and demanding he fix the TV. Maybe SpongeBob will call someone whose job it is to fix it for this reason.
What is "Because when I need a job done, I get someone with a job to do that job."
That big ol' worm had Bikini Bottom in a tizzy. To save the city, this was Patrick's great idea.
What is "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else."
A very special hat this was worn by a guy who was #1. The ghost who was definitely not a floating shopping list says this hat belonged to this person.
Who is Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen?
After quitting the Krusty Krab for unfair treatment, Squidward grabs the citizen's attention and says this through his megaphone.
What is "You have been cheated and lied to!"
Who the heck sweeps the floor upside down? That guy was right to ask Patrick this question.
What is "You just blow in from stupid town?"
So this is the thanks that Patrick gets for working this.
This story was supposed to make SpongeBob feel better about his unfortunate looks.
What is "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs. Squidward ignores this and buys the bomb pies anyway. Mr. Krabs says this after discovering one was bought for SpongeBob.
What is "You had to kill him. The boy cries ya a sweater of tears... and you kill him."
Squilliam Fancyson is rich and successful... unlike Squidward. But he can't be perfect. He tries to imagine Squilliam in his underwear and came to this unfortunate conclusion.
What is "Oh no! He's hot!"
SpongeBob breath smelled like hot doo garbage when he came upon a parade. Saying hello to pretty much everyone in the marching band including the digeridoo player, his breath quite literally knocked out the entire band, leaving one of them injured and yelling this.
What is "MY LEG!"
He was supposed to blow up. His idea of that was yelling this.
"GARY! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!"
Such a secret box. SpongeBob may be able to tell all his secrets, but Patrick cannot because of this.
What is "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
Such a tiny instrument. To set the mood for Squidward's self-pity party, Mr. Krabs boohoos and offers this quote to him.
What is "Let me play you a sad song on the world's smallest violon."
Here's how things work. Squidward orders the food, SpongeBob cooks the food, then the customer gets the food. This is what Squidward explains before he says this.
What is "We do that for 40 years, and then we die."
Imagine playing your clarinet so bad, the vet staff from the animal hospital down the street comes to your door and says this.
Mr. Krabs ain never seen a thiccums like Mrs. Puff before. He ran poor SpongeBob ragged trying to shower Mrs. Puff in lavish gifts. Before Mr. Krabs could get another word out, SpongeBob interrupts his request by saying this.
What is [Wait! Don't tell me! You want me to run down to the store and buy Mrs. Puff something she doesn't need! Then you want me to run back here, so you can say, "Arrgh, SpongeBob, you're spending all me money!" And then I'll say, "But Mr. Krabs, I'm only doing what you said!" Then you'll say, "We're not talking about this, or this, we're talking about this!"]
Let me drive da boat. Patrick yells this as he steers the flying dutchman's ship.
What is "Leedleedleedlee"
Easy mistake to make thinking he cooked food on the SS Gourmet, but he clarified the misunderstanding by saying he was the head chef on this ship.
What is the SS Diarrhea?
After receiving his trophy, Squidward's last name was an unfortunate misspelling. Rather than Tentacles it read this.
What is "Tortellini"?
This guy just wants to sell some chocolates to pay for his medical bills. A mystery how he's still alive when he tells Patrick and SpongeBob his ailments in this quote.
What is "I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep."