David Freeman
This is Dad's go-to non-alcoholic drink whenever he goes out to eat.
What is Dale's secret talent?
Dancing
Drake
Aubrey Graham
Mulan
Mushu
This potato went to the salon, got a perm, and somehow became a side dish.
Curly Fries
Most people have two of these, and they spend all day judging other people's life choices
Eyes
Kids carried these plastic creatures in binders and argued about which one was strongest.
Pokémon Cards
This hobby takes up most of Dad's free time.
Gardening
You just said something that Dale thinks is stupid or doesn't agree with. What is the face he makes?
Scrunching his nose & lips
Eminem
Marshall Mathers
Ariel
Flounder
A potato that spent 45 minutes in a hot box just so someone could stab it repeatedly with a fork and fill it with dairy products.
Baked Potato
You can wear just one, but you'll look like you lost a bet.
Shoes
This purple dinosaur taught kids that he loved them and they loved him.
Barney
What is Dad's favorite Candy?
Anything reeses
What is Dale's go to alcoholic drink at a bar?
Blue long Island Iced Tea
Rihanna
Robyn Rihanna Fenty
Rapunzel
Pascal
A potato that got flattened by a steamroller and then convinced everyone it's fancy because it's served with gravy.
Mashed Potatoes
Two sharp metal sticks that somehow became an office supply.
Scissors
This handheld gaming device made road trips much less boring.
Gameboy
This is the TV show Dad can watch over and over without getting tired of it.
Family guy
What was Dale's first job?
Cutting grass
Katy Perry
Katheryn Hudson
Pinocchio
Jiminy Cricket
Tiny potato cylinders that look like they were manufactured in a potato factory run by toddlers.
Tator tots
Most people own several pairs of these, but only one pair becomes their entire personality.
This movie featured Michael Jordan teaming up with Bugs Bunny.
Spacejam
What was Dave's first ever job?
Donut Shop
What was Dale's nickname when he was younger?
Nicki Minaj
Onika Tanya Maraj
Bambi
Thumper
This potato is basically a French fry that couldn't commit to a shape and ended up looking like a breakfast delicacy.
Waffle Fry
These two sticks work together to make eating significantly more challenging.
Chopsticks
This singer was known as the "Queen of Tejano" before her tragic death in 1995.
Selena