Simeon Fun Facts
What does Simeon like to do on his lunch breaks?
Go for runs
What is the name of my wife
Kally
This was the make and model of Simeon's very first car.
Jetta
This was Simeon’s absolute go-to, hyper-fixated meal or recipe during his broke college or early apartment days.
Bags of salad, KFC, AW, Little Cesars
How long has he worked here?
Over 4 years
What is the name of my parents
Jack and Andrea
This childhood pet held the title of very first cat
Lilly
This hilariously awkward detail highlights Simeon's absolute worst first-date story from his dating app era
Getting stuck at the beach on ice
Community Service Award
What are the names of my animals
Bobby Ozzy, Ella
This specific subject or class was Simeon's absolute least favorite in school.
Art
This major, expensive appliance purchase or home upgrade officially made Simeon feel like an actual adult
Getting a garage door opener
What does Simeon like to do in his free time?
Car drives, friends, tennis, basketball, running
What Kind of car do I drive
Hyundai Elantra
This injury or medical mishap resulted in Simeon's very first hospital visit or broken bone
Broken left arm
This specific item is something Simeon surprisingly hoards or collects way too many of in his home
Sneakers
Where did Simeon work before coming here
Senior Lincs at CORAH
What is my favorite type of food
Pizza, pasta, anything Mexican
This chore was the one Simeon would do absolutely anything to avoid.
Washing Dishes
What sport did Simeon coach