What's Your Ability?
A barbarian walks into town carrying three barrels, a goat, and somehow an entire canoe. Which ability score is doing the heavy lifting here?
Strength
This hulking, armored beast dozes atop towering piles of treasure, its scales glittering like golden coins. Legends say it’s so possessive it might demand a toll just to breathe near its hoard. What monster is it?
Dragon
The Dice Goblins are preparing for battle against the Kingdom of Many Evils. Their chief shouts, "Bring me the sacred die we use for sword swings, persuasion attempts, searching for traps, and almost every important decision in life!" Which die do they grab?
d20
This hero gets so angry that they enter a rage and become stronger and harder to stop. Their favorite hobby is crashing out. What class are they?
Barbarian
This school year, where did D&D Club meet?
You leap over a puddle, dodge a pie thrown at your face, and sneak past an angry goose. Which ability score helped you survive this disaster?
Dexterity
You step into a dim cave and freeze. Hanging in the air before you is a huge, unblinking eye and clustered around it are dozens of smaller eyes, each swiveling independently. Their slow, patient gazes track your every move, and a whisper of otherworldly light glows behind them. Somehow, your day just got a lot worse! What kind of monster is this?
Beholder
A goblin wizard accidentally casts "Muffin" Missile, launching tiny flaming pastries across the kingdom. The Dice Goblins grab the small cube-shaped die often used for simple weapon damage and many spells like Fireball. Which die are they rolling?
d6
This sneaky hero appears behind enemies, steals cookies, and somehow vanishes before anyone notices. They also look fashionable in all-black. What class are they?
Rogue
How many members are permitted in D&D Club before Ms. Leach has to create the dreaded Wait List?
50 (fun fact, we started with just 9 players!)
You notice tiny footprints, hear strange whispers, and realize the "friendly squirrel" has been staring at you for five minutes and might be a druid in disguise. Which ability score is helping you figure this out?
Wisdom
A strange, squid-faced creature with writhing tentacles around its mouth fixes you with a cold, curious stare. Unspoken words ring through your mind, you hear one clear craving: "You know what would be delicious? Your thoughts." What is it?
Mindflayer
Sir Bonkington charges into battle holding a mighty longsword while his cleric friend prepares healing magic. The Dice Goblins reach for a die commonly used for weapons like longswords and several healing spells. Which die do they choose?
d8
This hero spends their life studying ancient magical books and learning as much as they can about arcana. Usually their first adventure is their first time touching grass! What class are they?
Wizard
What is the name of the winter-themed party held at the end of the first semester where members can win prizes in a raffle?
Winter's Crest
A wizard spends six straight hours reading a dusty book called Advanced Dragon Math. Which ability score is getting a workout?
Intelligence
A lone treasure chest sits under a beam of dramatic light in the hallway, too perfect to be true. As your party edges closer, the wood seems to breathe and the lock twitches like a mouth. What monster might be hiding inside?
Mimic
A sneaky rogue jumps from the shadows and lands a dramatic attack while yelling something unnecessarily cool. The Dice Goblins grab the die often used for heavier weapons like greatswords and many powerful spells. Which die are they rolling?
d8
A shining warrior marches into battle wearing heavy armor, defending allies and swearing sacred oaths to fight evil. They are basically the person most likely to loudly proclaim, "You shall not harm my friends!" What class are they?
Paladin
What year was SMS Dungeons & Dragons Club established?
2019
You convince a grumpy king, three guards, and a troll to let you into a castle by smiling and giving a very dramatic speech. Which ability score did you use?
Charisma
A one-handed, one-eyed master of forbidden magic whispers, "Death is for people with smaller ambitions." Legends say he lost parts of himself but gained terrifying power (starring in a Netflix show). Which infamous undead wizard are you facing?
Vecna (or a litch)
Deep beneath the Mountains of Misfortune, the Dice Goblins guard a tiny cursed treasure known as The Spike of Mild Inconvenience. It is small, sharp, painful to step on barefoot, and often used for weapons like daggers and little magical effects. Which die have the goblins hidden?
d4
A strange hero snaps their fingers and suddenly shoots lightning from their hands. When asked where they learned magic, they shrug and say, "Learned it? Pssh, I was just born like this." What class are they?
Sorcerer
Even though D&D Club is done for this school year, where can you find all of Ms. Leach's resources to play with family/friends over the summer?