If You're Not First, You're Last!
Kennedy Assassination
Cuban Missile Crisis
World War II
Kennedy Assassination
Man vacuums entire mansion of dust and spirits.
Luigi's Mansion
"You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life
Ooh, see that girl"
Dancing Queen by ABBA
Eiffel Tower
Paris
What was Jordan's first video game?
The American Civil War
The Mexican-American War
World War I
World War I
Little kid plays with knives and teleports through time.
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
"People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth"
Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
Moscow
What cities has Jordan lived in since he left Newburgh for undergrad in 2015?
Muncie, South Bend, and Lafayette
Julius Caesar's Assassination
Cleopatra Dies
Jesus is Crucified
Jesus is Crucified
A boy plays with masks while fighting a goat, a fish, a worm, and a dancer.
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
"Dream, if you can, a courtyard
An ocean of violets in bloom
Animals strike curious poses
They feel the heat
The heat between me and you"
When Doves Cry by Prince
Rome OR Vatican City
What major Alaskan city has Jordan been to?
Fairbanks
The Magna Carta is signed
The Declaration of Independence is signed
The English Bill of Rights is signed
The Declaration of Independence is signed
Janitor cleans an entire island by himself.
Super Mario Sunshine
"I get up and nothin' gets me down
You got it tough, I've seen the toughest around
And I know, baby, just how you feel
You got to roll with the punches and get to what's real"
Jump by Van Halen
Forbidden Palace
Beijing
What is the most populous city in the world that Jordan has been to?
New York City
The Fall of Rome to the Goths
The Fall of Kiev to the Mongols
The Fall of Constantinople to the Ottomans
The Fall of Constantinople to the Ottomans
Small, gelatinous blob drives around a city on a celestial object.
Kirby Air Ride
"I'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
Where as a child I'd hide
And pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by"
Sweet Child O' Mine by Guns N' Roses
Burj Khalifa
Dubai
What is the most populous American city Jordan has NOT been to?
Houston