"Do you think Mr. Krabs ever does Karate?" "______"
"BLUGHHAHUGHH"
What items were on the floating shopping list?
What's the liscence plate on the Patty Wagon?
"2-Go"
How many times is “SpongeBob SquarePants” repeated in the theme song?
8
What color are the anchovies in Episode 1?
Blue and Brown
"I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!" "haha yeah so?" "______________"
"Without any milk"
What was the first episode of SpongeBob SquarePants titled?
"Help Wanted"
What do SpongeBob and Patrick use to drown their sorrows?
Triple Gooberberry Sunrise
In the SpongeBob theme song, what's the name of the character who yells "Are ya ready, kids?"
Painty the Pirate
How many arms/legs does Squidward have?
6
"Cowboys couldn't afford cannons!" "_________________"
"They couldn't afford station wagons either"
In “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V,” what does E.V.I.L stand for?
Every Villain Is Lemons
What design is on SpongeBob's Cowboy Boots?
A Snake
What does Plankton say F.U.N stands for?
F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium bombs, N is for no survivors!
How old is Barnacle Boy?
68 years old
""I’ll be over there faster than a.."
"barefoot jackrabbit on a hot greasy griddle in the middle of August.."
DOUBLE OR NOTHING!!
What is the percentage of adults without children who watch SpongeBob?
25%
What's the name of the tough roadside bar where SpongeBob and Patrick look for their stolen car key?
The Thug Tug
What's the name of the episode where they sing "Sweet Victory"?
Band Geeks
Who is the rightful owner of the soda drink hat?
Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen
"Ugh! some guys have all the luck! i was born with _________________________________________"
glass bones and paper skin, every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep"
What is Mrs. Puff’s real first name?
Penelope "Poppy" Puff
"Goofy Goober Rock" is a direct parody of which famous rock song?
"I Wanna Rock" by Twisted Sister
Please recite the Kustry Krab Pizza song.
KRUSTYYY KRAAAAAAAAAB PIZZAA IS THE PIZZA YEAHHH FOR YOU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
What is Bubble Bass’s famous order?
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft, four-by-four animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."