Pumpkins
I have a head and no body. My smile lights up the night. What am I?
Jack-o-lantern
The person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
A coffin
I’m thought to bring bad luck, I blend in the night.
Black cat
I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and once a year, I make heavy pumpkins light. What am I?
A candle
I always leave a trace, so you can see where I’ve been. I have some extra legs, and I make people scream. What am I?
Spider
I am a room in your house where you watch TV and have fun, but I’m the one room in which ghosts, ghouls and vampires will never, ever come. What am I?
The Living Room
A vampire’s biggest fear,
But a chef’s favorite ingredient.
What is it?
Garlic
How many birthdays does Frankenstein have?
One
I have 20 candy bars in my trick-or-treat bag. I eat all but five of them. How many do I have left?
Five
October has 31 days, but some months have just 30. How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
Which is heavier? A pound of candy corn or a pound of pumpkins?
They're the same, a pound is a pound.
Where do you find Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Hamilton, Abraham Lincoln and Thomas Jefferson?
In the graveyard
What “friendly” cartoon ghost has appeared in dozens of films, tv series' and comic books?
Each morning, I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
A shadow
I don’t have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I’m white and empty. What am I?
Skull
I have hundreds of ears, but I can’t hear a thing. What am I?
A cornfield
How many bones are in the average human skeleton?
206
I protect, I stand tall
my purpose is to strike fear in all.
What am I?
A scarecrow
What’s harder for a werewolf to catch the faster he runs?
His breath
What has 13 hearts but no other organs?
A deck of cards