Its all relational (pov: Levi)
Who is Auntie Rachael?
The fancy name for "baby teeth".
What are deciduous teeth?
Mother to 3 incredible children: Dash, Violet, and Jack-Jack.
Who is Helen Parr?
Father to Luna and Miles he can surely lull them to sleep by singing some of his hits, "All of me" and "Conversations in the Dark".
Who is John Legend?
This tool may help reduce the risk of SIDS, but many use it to reduce the risk of having to buy ear plugs from baby cries.
What is a pacifier?
This family member, or biblical third son of Adam
Who is Seth/Daddy?
Hopefully your baby won't develop this non math related calculus, resulting from hardened plaque on the teeth
What is tartar?
Adoptive mother to Tarzan.
Who is Kala?
Father to Lisa who, born in Memphis Tennessee, fallowed in daddy's footsteps to create music of her own.
Who is Elvis Presley?
Most parents support the zippered ones, too many buttons for midnight diaper changes.
What are footie pajamas/onesies/etc?
This family member, or name meaning strength, courageous and warrior (aptly descriptive)
Who is Andrea/Mommy?
The active ingredient in several OTC creams and gels marketed to sooth a teething baby.
What is benzocaine?
Momma to baby Roo, though she did mother the entire 100 acre-wood.
Who is Kanga?
Father to William and Harry, he ascended to the throne in September of 2022.
Who is Charles III?
A cult must for cold season, don't worry- a disposable booger catcher will prevent any accidental swallowing of nasties.
What is a nosefrida snotsucker?
This family member, also the cause of sleepiness in the Wizard of Oz.
Who is Poppy?
What are central incisors?
Inspiration for the title of the category, but hopefully not a Mommy role model.
Who is Mother Gothel?
Father to William, Francis, and Sarah, he may have passed on some of his traits of polymath, writer, inventor, and diplomat before passing in 1790.
Who is Benjamin Franklin?
Popularized subscription boxes that come with items geared at aiding baby/toddler development.
What is LoveEvery/KoalaCrate/KiwiCo?
This family member, or eponymous with the most expensive one sold for 15.8 million in 2006.
Who is Rosie/Rose?
The teeth Leia actually erupted first.
What are canines, or cuspids?
Momma to the evil stepsisters who picked relentlessly on Cinderella.
Who is Lady Tremaine?
Father to Philip who, like his son, also passed in a duel.
Who is Alexzander Hamilton?
Is that the ocean? Mountain? Woodlands? No, it's just the highly useful and popularized sound machine- don't worry, you don't need a bird to operate it.
What is the Hatch sound machine?