Humble Beginnings
Squilliam-isms
Sports
Time for Dessert
100

The year that the man, the myth, the legend was born.

What is 1972?

100

The object Dad throws at Kristen when she's just minding her own business.

What is a dirty sock?

100

This former football player with a really big forehead is one of Dad's favorites.

Who is Peyton Manning?

100

Despite how much he asks, this dessert is more likely to end up on Dad's kitchen table than in Jeff's hands.

What is caramel cake?

200

Name one sport Dad played growing up.

Idk I only know for sure he played baseball let's ask the man himself

200
The appropriate Dad-stance to stand in.

What is standing with your hands crossed behind your back? (Please demonstrate.)

200

Name the three primary colors featured in the logo for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

What is red, blue, and yellow?

200

This classic Dad dessert is typically made with marshmallow fluff; be careful not to overcook it!

What is peanut butter fudge?

300

This fruit should have filled baskets to be taken back home to his parents but usually stained his mouth instead.

What is blackberry?

300

Fill in the blank for this quote from Dad: "I haven't showered yet today, maybe I _____."

What is squink?

300

This former wrestler first took the leap from ring to screen in 1999 with a guest appearance on That 70s Show.

Who is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?

300

Their common love of this candy led Jeremiah to telling his Sunday School Teacher that it was the only one Dad would eat.

What is a Reese?

400

This is the make and model of Dad's first car.

What is a 1964 Mustang?

400

The appropriate way to greet Hacksaw Jim Duggan at comic-con.

What is swooping right in there for a handshake?

400

This flashy former wrestler adopted a stage name that was derivative of his legal name, but his birth name is Fred Phillips.

Who is Ric Flair?

400

This is the first question Dad asks when presented with any sort of dessert.

What is "Does it have cream cheese in it?"

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