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After years of delays and speculation, this long-awaited video game sequel is finally set to release later this year
What is GTA IV
This not-so-bright actor and sandwich enthusiast lived across the hall from Monica and Rachel, and famously doesn't share food
Who is Joey Tribbiani
It's physically impossible to do this reflex with your eyes wide open
What is Sneezing
This egg-laying mammal also sports a venomous spur and a duck-like bill
What is a Platypus
Animated Quahog dad with a talking dog and football-headed baby leads into Flavortown's frosted-tip host
What is Family Guy Fieri
This iconic New York arena, usually home to Knicks games and concerts, hosted a different kind of event on July 3rd, 2026
What is Madison Square Garden
This womanizer lives by the bro code, has a legen-dary catchphrase, and loves to suit up
Who is Barney Stinson
This organ has four chambers: two atria and two ventricles
What is the Heart
This is only mammal capable of true, sustained flight
What is a Bat
Billionaire Tony Stark's armored alter ego leads into the last son of Krypton
What is Iron Man of Steel
White people be like "White people be like" but ______
What is they the White people that be like
Also going by 'Prank Sinatra,' this former pro basketball player in Latvia is the fourth male roommate in Jess's new apartment
Who is Winston Bishop
Unlike the rest of the body, these two facial features never stop growing throughout your entire life
What are Ears and Nose
This animal is North America's only native marsupial, often found playing dead when threatened
What is a Opossum
This show about a meth kingpin leads into Taylor Swift's anthem about a fallen friendship
What is Breaking Bad Blood
This former teen vampire heartthrob is starring in five movies this year alone, seemingly on a mission to make everyone forget that he was in Twilight
Who is Robert Pattinson
No one's entirely sure how this shady quality assurance employee still has his job, especially given his ties to the Scranton Strangler
Who is Creed Barton
This is the organ responsible for producing insulin and regulating blood sugar
What is the Pancreas
This is the only bird that can fly backwards, thanks to its unique figure-eight wing motion
What is a Humming Bird
Mother and daughter swap bodies for a day, leading into a Texas town obsessed with high school football
What is Freaky Friday Night Lights
Normally a stuttering sidekick on sci-fi adventures, this animated grandson has been reimagined online with a slick haircut, an unbothered stare, and a very expensive-looking shirt
Who is Gucci Morty
This wealthy, bow-tie-wearing classmate of Cory and Shawn grows up to become a U.S. Senator. His daughter later shows up as a series regular on the sequel show 'Girl Meets World'
Who is Stuart Minkus
In babies, these disc-shaped bones start out as soft cartilage and don't fully harden into bone until somewhere between ages 3 and 5.
What are Kneecaps/Patellas
Despite its massive leg muscles, this is the only mammal that physically cannot jump
What is an Elephant
This Chevy Chase movie about the Griswold family's road trip leads into a week of church crafts and scripture for kids
What is National Lampoon's Vacation Bible School