All about Jared 🥰
What is Jared’s favorite movie genre?
Thriller / Mystery / Whodunnit
Blue Meth
What is Breaking Bad?
Fast-food monarch who is also a giant, Empire State Building-climbing ape.
What is Burger King Kong?
A comical, hopping rabbit
What is a funny bunny?
A roaring river, a savings account, and a blood donation center
What are things with banks?
What is Jared’s favorite type of food (ethnicity)?
Asian Cuisine? (Will accept Japanese / Chinese)
Lethal notebook
What is Death Note?
The fast-food Mexican restaurant famous for the Crunchwrap Supreme that is also a statistical graph showing a normal distribution.
What is a Taco Bell curve?
An unhappy university alum
What is a sad grad?
A winter jacket zipper, a plastic hair comb, and a spinning circular saw
What are things with teeth?
If Jared sneaks away from his own bachelor party for 30 minutes of quiet time, he will most likely be found doing this.
Calling Jacqueline? (Will also accept jacking off)
Fake lawyer
What is Suits?
Marvel's armored Avenger starring Robert Downey Jr. who is also a suit-wearing secret agent policing extraterrestrials alongside Will Smith.
Who is Iron Man in Black?
An eccentric or highly unusual collection of facial hair
What is a weird beard?
A colorful rainbow, a symphony violin, and an archer preparing to shoot
What are things with bows?
A perfect quiet evening might involve customizing dynamic charts and pivot tables in this Google web application.
Google Sheets?
Spatter Analyst
What is Dexter?
The first rule is you do not talk about this layered turkey, bacon, lettuce, and mayo lunch.
What is a Fight Club sandwich?
A furious employer
What is a cross boss?
A steep staircase, a flock of migrating geese, and a commercial airline schedule
What are things with flights?
In bond analysis, it’s the two-word phrase that describes the part art, part science process of determining whether a bond is cheap or expensive compared to other opportunities in the market. (Hint: The first word might be someone you know!)
What is Relative Value?
Rock Hammer
What is The Shawshank Redemption?
The ancient Roman king who conquered the Persian Empire, who is also Charles Dickens' classic novel about an orphan named Pip.
Who is Alexander the Great Expectations?
A heavily-armed crustacean involved in organized crime
What is a mobster lobster?
A grandfather clock, a game of Texas Hold 'em, and a human arm
What are things with hands?