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100
The Goat
Tom Brady
100
The Raiders drafted this speedster 12th overall, but excessive speed tragically ended his career when a 2021 drunk-driving crash killed a 23-year-old woman and her dog.
Henry Ruggs
100
This NFL Player has dawned the number 12 and 8 between the years of 2005 to Present Day.
Aaron Rodgers
100
This NFL Wife is known for her social media presence where she often showcases her children and lip filler.
Brittany Mahomes
100
This player that once dawned blue and yellow was the highest scoring fantasy player in 2021.
Cooper Kupp
200
This quarterback has two Super Bowl rings, a 49ers NFC Championship, and a jawline that has somehow kept him employed almost as long as his throwing arm.
Jimmy Garrappolo
200
The Chiefs released this former NFL rushing champion in 2018 after surveillance footage surfaced showing him shoving and kicking a woman not that hard during an altercation at a Cleveland hotel.
Kareem Hunt
200
Known for bashing his head into a brick wall, Cam Skattebo of Big Blue in New York dawns what repeating number on his jersey?
44
200
This NFL Wife is blew up in 2024 after making a custom jacket for Taylor Swift.
Kristin Juszczyk
200
After nearly reaching 1,800 receiving yards in 2023, this consensus top-five fantasy pick followed it up by finishing as just the WR18 in 2024.
Tyreek Hill
300
This Chargers quarterback won Offensive Rookie of the Year after being drafted sixth overall in 2020, bringing a rocket arm, flowing locks, and strong Disney prince energy to Los Angeles.
Justin Herbert
300
What happened in Vegas definitely didn't stay in Vegas for this Saints running back, who was arrested following an altercation at a Las Vegas nightclub during Pro Bowl weekend.
Alvin Kamara
300
Better known for his head injuries than his gameplay, Drafted in 2020, Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa has officially been diagnosed with this many NFL concussions.
3
300
This singer is known around the NFL for distracting Justin Herbert at training camp, but also for songs like Make you Mine and Yes Baby yes.
Madison Beer
300
Drafted around the second round in 2024, this Jaguars running back rewarded fantasy managers with an RB35 finish and just two touchdowns, the last of which came all the way back in Week 2.
Travis Etienne
400
This two-time Super Bowl champion became known for clutch postseason catches with New England and for looking suspiciously like someone created an NFL receiver specifically for a Calvin Klein campaign.
Danny Amendola
400
Defenses struggled to stop this Giants receiver, so in 2008 he decided to do it himself, accidentally shooting himself in the leg with an illegally carried handgun.
Plaxico Burress
400
Better known for his sexual misconduct, Desean Watson actually had a successful few years in the NFL with 3 top 5 finishes from 2018-2020. How many sexual misconduct civil cases has he been accused of?
27
400
This NFL Wife is better known for musical hits like Flashlight, Most Girls and starring in the remake of True Grit in 2010.
Hailee Steinfeld
400
Ever since he was drafted 4th overall in 2021 there has been a running joke that this player is the clear and away 1.01 for fantasy football, although he continues to disappoint.
Kyle Pitts
500
This Hall of Fame Dolphins pass rusher recorded 139.5 career sacks before trading quarterbacks for the ballroom as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars.
Jason Taylor
500
This former first-round wide receiver served 30 days in jail after pleading guilty to DUI manslaughter following a fatal 2009 crash in Miami.
Donte' Stallworth
500
Drafted in 2024, this Jets wide receiver reportedly asked Davante Adams for $1 million in exchange for the No. 17.
Malachi Corley
500
This NFL Wife has appeared on commercials alongside her husband for brands like Wawa's, NFL Sunday Ticket and Liquid Death.
Kylie Kelce
500
Jon was convinced this former Eagles running back would become a top-12 fantasy option after signing with Carolina in 2023. Instead, he lost his job to Chuba Hubbard and stumbled all the way to an RB55 finish, proving Jon should probably never be trusted with running back advice again.
Miles Sanders