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100

The Signature Savings rate.

What is 3.75%?

100

Messi's biggest fan (Employee of the Month). 

Who is Keron?

100

The three revenue channels for WM. 

What are advice (FA), workplace (MS@Work), and direct (ETRADE)? 

100

A cow with no legs. 

What is Ground Beef?

100

What he wanted for lunch today...and everyday. 

What is CAVA? 

200

Properties in Texas cannot perform this maneuver. 

What is a technical refinancing (tech refi)?

200

My first 1:1 with the team. 

Who is Anthony?

200

The leaders of the four pillars of PBG Distribution. 

Who are Alex Dunlap, Donna Prummell, Ileana Musa, and Michael MacCarthy? 

200

A cow with 2 legs.

What is lean beef?

200

What he calls an LAL at Account Opening. 

What is a spare tire?

300

This is no longer required for Preferred CDs and is defined as proceeds into the Banks in the last 30 calendar days.

What is Qualifying Cash?

300

The person who spoke up about their position and got it fixed, as per the bi-weekly. 

Who is Brenna?

300

The place Morgan Stanley was founded.

Where is New Haven, Maine? 

300

A cow that touched the electric fence.

What is beef jerky?

300

His #1 Fear

What are pens?

400

The maximum value of the Deposit Growth Award. 

What is $500K

400

All the four letter names in VPB (there are 6-7).

Who are Rich, Joey, Paul, Nick, Mike, and Ryan (and Ryan)

400

The names of the 4 biggest acquisitions by Morgan Stanley in the past 20 years. 

What are ETRADE, Eaton Vance, Solium, and Smith Barney? 

400

How cows cut the grass.

What is with a lawn moo-er?

400

It's not sales...

What is "it's psychology"
500

Hedge funds and PMAX can be used as collateral for this amount of concentration. 

What is 25%? 

500

the GOAT

Who is Alissa?

500

#767f8e 

What is the hex code for MS gray?  

500

The reason cows have hooves.

Why do cows lac-tose?

500

I ran into him at this store outside of work...a lousy substitute for H-E-B. 

What is Wegmans? 

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