What is my favorite color?
Green
What day is my birthday?
TODAY! July 23rd
Is cereal considered a soup?
Yes
What strange material can absorb force better than concrete?
Legos duh
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese
What is my middle name?
John
What town do I live in?
Torrington
Does a straw have 1 or 2 holes?
Mathematically speaking, one.
Only one type of food has ever been recorded to be "immortal" which is it?
Honey: A 4-thousand-year-old honeycomb was found by scientists perfectly intact and edible
Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road?
It didn't have the guts
What did I want to be when I grew up?
A Post University employee! DREAM ACHIEVED
Also, a neurosurgeon or something stupid like that
What degree did I obtain at Post?
Gaming and Esport Management
Bonus point: BA in Psychology as well
What color is Friday?
Green
If you were bald, how would the DMV signify your hair color?
What do you call a magic dog?
Labra-cadabra-dor
What is unequivocally the best movie?
Spirited Away - Studio Ghibli
Which celebrity have I dremt of several times?
Henry Cavill
Is water wet?
NO - I WILL NOT BE OPENING THIS TO DISCUSSION
How much actually IS a "splash of milk?"
1-2 tablespoons
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
THEN IT WOULD BE YOUR FOOT!
What vehicle have I been unable to leave the house without seeing for the past 10+ years?
Lime Green Kia Soul
Up until LITERALLY 17 years old, which country did I genuinely not think existed?
Poland: They are paid actors.
How much can you sell all the internal body parts of a human for?
$116,000 - Do not call the police
What food eats you as you eat it?
Pineapples
FSH