Food Passport
Ramen
What is Japan?
Diwali, festival of lights
What is India?
Chem teacher fails retirement plan, cooks in an RV in a yellow hazmat suit yelling "Yeah, science!"
What is Breaking Bad?
The city never sleeps because why not?
What is New York City?
Chandelier falls on rich people for 35 years, they keep paying
What is The Phantom of the Opera?
Tacos al pastor
Sinulog, dancing in the street for 12 hours in glitter
What is Philippines?
Rich guy finds mosquito in amber and says "let's make dinosaurs, it'll be fine"
What is Jurassic Park?
Upstate NY looks like someone scratched it with 11 fingers, now full of wineries
What is Finger Lakes?
Henry VIII's 6 ex-wives start a girl group and roast him
What is SIX?
Kottu Rotti
What is Sri Lanka?
Songkran, whole country becomes a water gun fight
What is Thailand?
NASA leaves a botanist on Mars and he says "imma farm potatoes”
What is The Martian?
The capital everyone forgets because NYC is too loud
What is Albany?
Rich family, poor family, peaches, chaos, wins Oscar and your mind
What is Parasite?
Ghormeh Sabzi
What is Iran?
Oktoberfest, where everybody drinks beer
What is Germany?
3-hour movie where sad scientist builds big boom
What is Oppenheimer?
This Adirondack High Peak at 5,344 ft shows no mercy on your knees
What is Mount Marcy?
Broadway musical keeps going viral because apparently her dress change just can't let go
What is Frozen?
Injera
What is Ethiopia?
Pohela Boishakh, everyone wears white/red and eats fish like it's a fashion show
What is Bangladesh?
neurosurgeon crashes his car, doesn't go to PT, becomes a wizard instead
What is Doctor Strange?
Rochester delicacy is fries + mac salad + meat + hot sauce in one sad pile
What is a Garbage Plate?
7 Korean men have an entire army but never went to war
What is BTS?