That's What She Said
"Force it in as deep as you can"
Dwight (Cement face impression)
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
Jim
What historical/religious figure does Micheal dress up as to mess with Phyllis?
Jesus
I’m not superstitious I’m...
a little stitious
What injury does Michael get in the morning?
Burned foot from Foreman grill
Why did you get it so big?
Kevin (when Michael brings in a really tall Christmas tree)
Boy, have you done lost your mind cause I’ll help you find it
Stanley
Who accidentally lights their hair on fire during the Christmas party?
Meredith
I just want to lie on the beach and eat...
hot dogs
How many girlfriends does Michael have?
5 - extra points if you name the other flings/dates he’s had
Don't make it harder than it has to be
Holly (breaking up)
Why are you the way that you are
Michael
When Michael turn secret Santa into “Yankee swap” what item becomes the most traded in the office?
Homemade Oven Mitts (Phyllis)
Identity theft is not a joke Jim...
millions of families suffer every year!
What’s Micheal biggest fear?
Dying alone
It's gonna be tight
Jim (weight loss episode)
Close your mouth sweetie, you look like a trout
Phyllis
What does Michael buy for the secret Santa exchange that exceeds the 20$ limit?
an iPod
I don’t talk trash, I...
talk smack.
What does little Micheal wish for himself when he is grown up?
Get married and have 100 kids “so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say no to being my friend”
It squeaks you bang it
Michael (he has a squeaky gavel)
Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all of the time. Every of the time
Kevin
Which three office employees wear an identical heath ledger joker costume on Halloween?
Kevin, Dwight, Creed
Before I do anything, I ask myself “would and idiot do that?...
and if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.
In the episode “Scott’s tots” what does Micheal give to the children instead of actually helping them?
Laptop batteries