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A tumor is on the left optic tract. What vision will result?
Right homonymous hemianopsia
You have an infection being carried by your scalp area of your superficial temporal vein. What lymph will catch it first?
Parotid nodes
An angry cockroach breaks past your tympanic membrane. For it to continue further it is going to crawl into this tube.
Pharyngotympanic (eustation)
A mother contracting the rubella virus during the 7th and 8th week can cause these..
Congenital deafness & cataracts
Which layer of the scalp contains the majority of its nerves and vessels?
Dense connective tissue
You tell someone who has a lesion on their trochlear nerve “why you lookin at me funny?” Because to reduce diplopia they are looking at you how?
Head tilting opposite of the lesion to compensate for extortion
Uh oh, you were looking at the pt upside down! The sup. Thyroid a. Was ligated distally and the inf. Thyroid a. Was ligated proximally. What two nerves did you crush?
External laryngeal and recurrent laryngeal
Tinnitus comes from excess endolymph in the ear called Meire’s where constant high pitch ringing occurs. What part of your inner ear cell is affected when you cannot hear high pitches at all?
the base
“Diversity” was an old old wooden ship from the civil war, but Scaphocephaly is the boat shaped head caused from..
Premature closure of the sagittal suture
(Plagiocephaly=single coronal side, posterior plagiocephaly=single side lambdoid suture)
You played hungry hungry hippos too hard and dislocated your TMJ. Probably from excessive contraction of
Lateral pterygoids
Mike Tythin punches you in the face and then bites your ear off. Shortly after the whites of your eyes are now red. Where is the bleeding from?
Subconjuctival hemorrages from subconjunctival capillaries (also occurs in anterior chamber, hyphema)
The thyroid gland rests along C5-T1 but which tracheal rings does the isthmus lay?
2nd, 3rd, & 4th
During childbirth the infant’s right stylomastoid foramen is crushed along with its contents at the opening of the foramen. What ipsilateral defects will occur?
Inability to close eyelids
All of your cranial nerves come from this type of mesoderm.
Paraxialmesoderm (somitomeres 1-7 & somites 1-5)
Hammer time to the pterion portion of the skull will likely fracture what bone?
Greater wing of the sphenoid bone
See if you can totally recall. Occlusion of a branch of the central vein of the retina results in..
Slow painless loss of vision
The contents of the posterior triangle are..
Subclavian, transverse cervical a, suprascapular a, occipital a, external jugular, subclavian v, brachial plexus, CN11, & branches of cervical plexus
You are on deep space station “event horizon” floating in ZERO gravity. You strange noises all around you and spin around to see what they are but throw up in your space helmet. Unable to see you are eaten by an alien. How did you lose your lunch?
Centripetal force still works in space. Endolymph of your inner ear inside the Sacculus and Utriculus churn and endolymph has given you a sense of motion.
The neural crest cells of this pharyngeal arch creates the hyoid & stapes bone, and styloid processes.
Kim Kardashian returned from her “doctor” and can no longer close her lips together tightly. What muscle is paralyzed?
Orbicularis oris
Sauron couldn’t find the ring, he had Coloboma of the iris from failure of fusion of the retinal fissure, a ventral groove formed by the invagination of the optic cup & its stalk by vascular mesenchyme. How old was fetus Sauron when this defect occured?
Sixth Week
Someone argued with Obi-Wan and now you have to control the bleeding from their stump arm by pinching down on which segment of the subclavian artery?
Third part: dorsal scapular artery. (Divided in 3 by the SCM)
A droopy mouth, loss of hearing, difficulty balancing, and absent corneal reflex happens. BUT chewing and cutaneous feeling does. Where would a tumor be to likely cause this?
Internal acoustic meatus (facial nerve near sylomastoid)
Austin powers’ nemesis Dr. Evil has a clone affected with megalocephaly, short fingers, & protruded abdomen. What cranial defect does mini-me have?
Achondroplasia
Old woman Nancy Pelosi cannot focus on her insider trading due to her nose bleed that required an inflatable tube to add pressure to the bleed. What artery is likely the culprit?
The sphenopalatine artery