Dumb Ways to Die
My death was a hole in one.
Who is Golfimbul?
These shiny objects proved difficult to find again for Bilbo.
What are Bilbo's spoons?
Sam was making this dish when he and Frodo were captured by Faramir.
What is Coney stew?
Grief and spite are the main emotions that kept me alive through tragedy.
Who is Morwen?
What is the Land of the Helm and Bow?
I really should have tied my hair back before going into battle.
Who is Glorfindel?
This necklace brought doom to many in the First Age.
What is the Nauglamir?
Gimli mistook Lembas Bread for this food of last resort in Lothlorien.
What is Cram?
I am one of the few humans known to have good relations with the Sons of Feanor.
Who is Haleth?
Sauron used to be associated with these two spoopy creatures back in the day.
What are Vampires and Werewolves?
My one attempt at skinny dipping ended in disaster.
Who is Saeros?
Name all three of the Elven Rings.
What are Vilya, Narya, and Nenya?
Beorn supplied Thorin's Company with this food for their travels into Mirkwood.
What are Honeycakes?
I spy with my little cat's eye, someone not respecting this queen of Gondor.
Who is Queen Beruthiel?
This hill became the base of Turin during his outlawry.
What is Amon Rudh?
My death would make Wiley E. Coyote proud.
Who is Anarion?
Aragorn requested Bilbo include this item into the Song of Earendil.
What is the Elessar?
Name all Seven Meals enjoyed by Hobbits over the course of a day.
What are Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Luncheon, Afternoon Tea, Dinner, and Supper?
My attempt to live as a Disney Princess went a lot darker when I entered an Enchanted Forest than I would have liked.
Who is Aredhel?
This ill-fated man became known as the Hapless for his part in the death of Barahir.
Who is Gorlim?
My death should have inspired the Middle Earth version of Stan Rogers' The Northwest Passage
Who is Arvedui?
This object is arguably the longest serving piece of Jewelry in Middle Earth.
What is the Ring of Barahir?
This food, favoured by the Dwarves of the First Age, can be found in the ground and is suspiciously similar to Potatoes.
What is Earth-Bread?
I am basically the Silmarillion's version of a Final Girl from a horror film.
Who is Elwing?
Name the Seven Gates of Gondolin?
What are the Gates of Wood, Bronze, Writhen Iron, Silver, Gold, Steel, and Stone?