Dad Jokes
This is what you would call a fish without an eye.
What is "FSH"?
This is the first birthday cake that Rachel ever made for Dad.
What is a bunny?
This is the current president of the United States.
Who is Joe Biden?
This is the age that most items are considered antique.
What is 100 years?
This is the correct response to, "I'm hungry".
What is "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad"?
This is Dad’s zodiac sign.
What is Aquarius?
This dictator was the leader of the Soviet Union for nearly 25 years.
Who is Joseph Stalin?
This is the name of the BBC program that appraises antique items.
What is Antiques Roadshow?
This is the best way to organize a party for the solar system.
What is "planet"?
This the theme of the only set of cupcakes that Rachel has made for Dad's birthday.
What is Ron Swanson/all the bacon and eggs you have?
This individual is better known by his nickname of “Tiger King”.
Who is Joe Exotic?
This carbonated drink, which may have gone to medical school, was invented in 1885.
What is Dr. Pepper?
This is the reason it doesn't hurt to get hit in the head with a can of soda.
What is, "It's a soft drink"?
This was the phrase featured on Dad’s 50th birthday cake.
What is “Aged to Perfection”?
This musician is the founding member of Aerosmith.
Who is Joe Perry?
This is the price that the most expensive antique was ever sold for.
What is 80 million dollars? (It was a Chinese vase)