HE HAS THE MIDAS TOUCH
AS A CERTIFIED CHICKEN NUGGET EXPERT, I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY CAFETERIA NUGGETS SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.
ETHOS
A SONNET HAS THIS MANY LINES
14
EVERYBODY IN CLASS EATS TAKIS AND MOUTAIN DEW FOR BREAKFAT, SO IT MUST BE A HEALTHY WAY TO START THE DAY
BANDWAGON/ AD POPULUM
KEVIN WAS A TIRED MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENT WHO LIVED OFF TAKIS AND BAD DECISIONS.
WHICH PLOT ELEMENT IS MOST LIKELY BEING INTROUDUCED?
EXPOSITION
THE CLASSROOM WAS A ZOO
METAPHOR
IF YOU DON'T BUY ME BOTOX, I WLL EMOTIONALLY NEVER RECOVER
PATHOS
WHAT IS THE NAME FOR THE "TURN" OR SHIFT IN A SONNET?
VOLTA
YOU CAN'T TRUST HIS TASTE IN MUSIC, DUDE WEARS SOCKS WITH SANDALS.
AD HOMINEM
MOLLY FORGETS HER KEYS, SPILLS COFFEE, RUNS OUT OF GAS, AND GETS CHASED BY ALLIGATORS BEFORE FIRST PERIOD.
WHICH PLOT ELEMENT IS MOST LIKELY BEING INTROUDUCED?
RISING ACTION
FEAR WRAPPED AROUND MOLLY VIOLET LIKE CHAINS
SIMILE
IF ONE PIZZA HAS 8 SLICES AND TIMOTHEE CHALAMET EATS 7, TIMOTHEE CHALAMAET IS CLEARLY THE PROBLEM.
LOGOS
WHAT IS A SONNET'S FINAL COUPLET?
A STANZA WITH TWO RHYMING LINES
She's arguing for a pajama day? Clearly my opponent wants to turn this school into a sleepaway camp.
STRAWMAN
CLIMAX
THE THUNDER GROWLED ANGRILY ACROSS THE SKY
THINK ABOUT THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE CAUSED BY SLOW WI-FI DURING A NETFLIX FINALE
PATHOS
TRUE OR FALSE:
THE VOLTA ALWAYS HAPPENS IN THE EXACT SAME PLACE IN EVERY SONNET
FALSE
EVER SINCE THE CAFETERIA STARTED SELLING ORGANIC SMOOTHIES, MY ALLERGIES GOT WORSE
POST HOC/FALSE CAUSE
THE RACCON WAS SAFELY REMOVED FROM THE VENDING MACHINE, AND THE SCHOOL RETURNED TO NORMAL.
WHICH PLOT ELEMENT IS MOST LIKELY BEING INTROUDUCED?
RESOLUTION
SASSY SNAKES SKATEBOARDED THROUGH SCIENCE CLASS
ALLITERATION
logos
WHY IS WRITING A SONNET KIND OF LIKE ASSEMBLING IKEA FURNITURE?
BOTH REQUIRE FOLLOWING A VERY SPECIIC STRUCTURE :)
YOU EITHER BECOME FAMOUS ON TikTok OR LIVE IN A CAVE FOREVER
EITHER/OR
THE TALENT SHOW DISASTER WAS OVER, BUT KEVIN'S INTERPRETAIVE DANCE SOLO CONTINUED TO HAUNT THE SCHOOL.
WHICH PLOT ELEMENT IS MOST LIKELY BEING INTROUDUCED?
FALLING ACTION