The Early Years
The fast IEP that Trent ever held:
Less than 2 min.
3 - 5 minutes
8 - 10 minutes
What is: Less than 2 minutes?
The official, highly anticipated abbreviation for the final 180 days of Trent’s administration.
What is LYT? (Last Year Trent)
Where Trent goes for a few days each spring, that correlates with the seniors' last day of school.
What is Bass Camp?
Trent plans to work here after retirement.
What is the downtown Derrer Oil/Blarney Castle gas station?
Trent earned his degree and spent his college Saturdays playing football for this team.
What is the CMU Chippewas?
The bird-brained sign-off, Trent shouts into the main office every day before hitting the parking lot.
What is "Gobble gobble"?
Who provides Trent with his Costco alcohol?
Who is John Dickinson?
The form of arthritis that Trent suffers from requiring him to occasionally wear Crocs.
What is Gout?
Was Trent hired to be the Mancelona Elementary Principal after his first attempt at the position?
What is no?
Trent gave these to graduating Seniors during the 2026 graduation ceremony.
What are bouncy balls?
The number of ice cubes Trent takes in his whiskey after a "long" day at work?
What is 3 ice cubes?
Which son does Trent plan on taking care of him (due to his spending habits)?
Who is Ryan?
Way back during the elementary Young Author years, what was the topic of Trent's workshop?
What is Magic?
What does TBA (Currently known as Northwest Ed) stand for?
What is: Trent's Being an ASS.
What's Trent's least favorite boat brand?
What is Lund.
The kind of bar that Trent has mentioned wanting to open after retirement.
What is a Pirate Bar?
Trent's minor.
What is Elementary Art?
The number of times Trent has talked on the loudspeaker in his entire principal career.
What is 1?
Trent grew up salmon fishing on Lake Michigan. What port did he grow up at?
What is Manistee.
Trent raised his kids using this three-word phrase. This same phrase is how he plans on figuring out retirement.
What is, "FIGURE IT OUT?"