Students
From frolicking around Muskoka with his boyfriend to correcting Ms. Timusk with high-pitched sarcasm, this individual is a prominent figure in the UCC community.
Who is Griffin Manley?
"Cobbold, you're useless."
Who is Will Rees?
If they were at Hogwarts, they'd be in Slytherin.
Who is Callegaro?
The epicenter of the Y12 Covid outbreak.
What is the downstairs female washroom?
Requiring the completion of three sections, this absolute waste of time is often finessed with the likes of "at-home baking" and a couple of extra clicks of the mouse. 3? Nah, more like... 10.
What is CAS?
Often found lurking in the student centre, this young Pharaoh will scold you if you mention the Big Bang, and out-grind you any day of the week.
Who is Daniel Botros?
"Biden is just a nice old man."
Who is Zain Assaf?
Boys... I'd like to...Wish you all... the warmest of welcomes back to the college... I.. myself... have really been...
Who is Mr McKinney>
Recently revamped, this large open space hosts some of UCC's greatest sporting events.
What is the Oval?
When your non-UCC friends ask you about this, you legitimately cannot describe it.
What is TOK/Theory of Knowledge.
This veteran baker, known for his delicious bowls of baked goods, is the captain of his bowling team and laughs like Wario
Who is Jack Thompson?
"Let's put Bardai's forehead on Kijiji."
Who is Henry Kellen?
Constantly reminiscing about the past, this teacher gets VERY excited in gym class.
Who is Mr McKell?
20 min line for a 15 dollar sandwich. Sounds about right.
What is the LD?
With a couple of extra shots of espresso and some special pills from Schindel, you can leave this one to the very last minute and then race to 4000.
What is the EE/Extended Essay?
Late to every class with no repercussions, this UCC student can be found primarily in the washroom.
Who is Zain Assaf?
"She sees more rubber than a f***ing dead cat on the 401"
Who is Christian Coffey?
Old but still charismatic, this teacher will hit you with sus comments that'll make you rethink your whole existence. Oh ya, and make sure not to put certain things in the garbage.
Who is Mr Breton?
Fights, a grumpy dude called David and yon accessories on the floor... These are just a few of the things you'll encounter in this area of the school.
What is Orr's locker room?
With the help of Madga Jeffrey and a sudden strike of the Muskokian variant, we were rewarded with Bardai's biggest blessing yet.
What is no exams/cancelation of exams?
A wizard on the keys and the tennis court, this UCC student gives off ancient greek vibes.
Who is Dillon Aristotle?
"What's the policy for attending Branksome semi with no bird?"
Who is Mike Goralski?
Who is Mr Paschalidis?
From laughter to tears, this place has seen it all.
What is Laidlaw Hall?
In TOK, this is described as the different pathways each AOK follows to construct knowledge.
What is a methodology?