Will Smith did to me what Miki will do to Messi
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I am so good at driving cars that everyone hates me
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I am so lonely, my owner prefers doing a rabona than using me
What is Miki's left foot
New bar on Park Avenue where Kiho works at
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Online video game known for its incel community
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I hate my job so much! Especially when I win the championship.
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I you are a girl on the opposite side of the pitch with no chance of controlling a diagonal ball, I will 100% send it to you
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My country is so backwards and corrupt that you cannot legaly live with your girlfriend except if you are CR7
What is Saudi Arabia
I currently have more cats than the CEGEP I went to
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Chris Brown would've had a great career if it wasn't for me
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Hockey slang for someone who cannot control his ankles while skating
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I would rather kill myself than play for this team in the winter
State in the US, where one could find Classified documents left on the toilet by Trump
What is Florida
If you eat this dish's meat last, you will be harshly judged
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I tried to deflect my #MeToo accusation by revealing I was gay
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A young Messi, wearing the number 19, croquetad me so hard once on the right hand side of the pitch
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My personality revolves around the fact that I am just good looking enough that people tolerate my autism
Who is Emi
Trump once described this Caribbean country as a shithole
Event happening Tuesday October 10 2023
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Prolific song-writer, singer and overall musician, but I am most known for my work with children
Who is Michael Jackson
It is reported that I ate more than a 1000 McNuggets when I was at the Beijing olympics
Who is Usain Bolt
I don't often show up to team events and missed a hefty amount of games throughout the years, but when my team needed me, I showed up big time
Who is Pila
Montreal hospital where Kanye West would hate to go
What is the Jewish hospital
Orange Julep
Where we are ending tonight