It's a Gentile Thing
No Pattern Here!
Joe's Rules of Business
Mom's Educationl Wisdom
Oh the Places she won't go
100

This type of song is banned from road trips, gotta keep the mood up after all!

Ballads

100

The nickname of a Knicks center known for fouling out and actually making his free throws

KAT

100

A word that can apply to both a roach and a needy vendor

A Pest

100
The ONLY way to address mom in the header of an email

Dr. Gentile

100

This school bore a striking resemblance to a prison camp

Rowan University

200

The Gentile way of saying "keep your hands, arms, feet and legs inside the vehicle"

Do not stick any limb out of the car that you aren't willing to part with

200

This company specializes in making construction equipment, I think we used to have stock in it

CAT

200

A stylish way to keep your coworkers on their toes

Dress nice for the office every now and again

200

An incredibley detailed document mom makes for her students, of which she is justly proud

Syllabus

200

This school had great vibes but was simply too big

Univeristy of Tennessee

300

Leftover night, but make it a game show

Empty the Fridge Friday

300

You might get this medical scan if you've been in a car wreck and they need to check your bones and tissues

CAT scan

300

If you need, and I mean NEED a vendor's attention, who you gonna call?

Their billing department!
300

A nickname given by mom's students (and me) for the dynamic duo of Dr. Tucker and Dr. Gentile

Jenna Squared

300

Well-respected silver medalist 

Virginia Tech

400

A general rule of thumb for a baking project gone wrong

It's a confection

400

Just north of us, it is raining dogs and ____

Cats

400

An event that you never talk about after it happens

The company holiday party

400

Mom's self-appointed title after tripping over her own feet one too many times

World's clumsiest therapist

400

This school STILL emails me asking me to transfer. They really need to get over it

Stevens

500

What to do when a treat doesn't live up to the hype

If it's not good for you, and you're not enjoying it, stop eating it

500

After years and years and years of asking, Alexa finally got her...

Cat

500

A lesson on restraint despite having artillery (the insects will thank you)

Never kill a fly with a bazooka

500

As a general rule of thumb, mom tells her students to imagine saying this phrase after anything they do, just in case.

"your honor"

500

This school seemed great on paper, until they tried to pitch a 5-year bachelor's

Dartmouth

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