Hi welcome to
What is chili's
Road work ahead?
What is Uh, yeah, i sure hope it does
Hurricane Katrina?
What is More like hurricane tortilla!
Two shots of Vodka…
What is *pours half the bottle in*
I smell like
What is beef
Look at all those
What is Chickens
Who’s that pokemon? Hint: It wasn’t pikachu
What is Clefiary! Oh Fuuuu
It’s an avocado
What is …thanks…
Remember, nobody will ever hate you more than
What is you already hate yourself
Mothertrucker dude that hurt like a
What is buttcheek on a stick
It's Wednesday my dudes
What is AAAAaaaaaaa
Two bros, chillin in a hot tub
what is five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay
Stop! I could’ve dropped
What is my croissant
La La LaLa La La LaLa Elmo’s World *pans to guy dressed as elmo, dead inside*
Hello darkness my old friend…
And they were roommates
What is Oh my god they were roommates
Um, Jared, can you read number 23 for the class
What is Um, no. Wuzzup, I’m Jared, I’m 19 and I never learned how to f*cking read
This B*tch is empty
What is yeet
Get to Dell Taco they have a new thing called
What is Fre sha va ca doo
I want to be a yo-yo master, he cried. Make me a yo-yo man.
What is But the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yoing.
Female ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over! *to the tune of ghostbusters*
What is I’m an adult virgin
I'm lesbian
What is I thought you were American
Whats worse than a rapist?
What is a child
I have 69 cents, you know what that means…
What is *crying* we don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets
Hey? How ya doing well i’m doin just fine
What is I lied i’m dying inside
I’M GONNA SAY IT I”M GONNA SAY IT
What is I don’t care that you broke your elbow