musicals
This show is a rap-opera about the American Founding Fathers
What is Hamilton?
Belt.
How do you keep your pants up?
A guy gets punched in the face and says this.
What is ahh f*** I can't believe you've done this?
Let's do the ____ in the _______ _______!
dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding
Let's do the (fork) in the (garbage disposal)!
dingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding
Look at all those _________!
What are chickens?
Gambling
What is Guys and Dolls?
Kevin should've watched this when he was swinging a pillow
What is the light?
I thought you were bae...
What is turns out you're just fam?
Let me turn on the radio. Would you like __ or __?
Let me turn on the radio. Would you like (AM) or (FM)?
You ready to die? I'm a ___ _____ you can't kill me!
What is a bad b****?
An alien convinces a nerd to kill a doctor to impress a girl
What is Little Shop of Horrors?
This boy got this for free but then he dropped it after tripping on a skateboard
What is a (free) taco?
This is what you do when there's too much drama at school...
What is walk aWaAaAyyYy?
You're disrespecting a ______ __ ____ _______.
You're disrespecting a (future US army soldier).
The name of the guy that blows a cloud of smoke off of his friends desk
Girl meets the love of her life and makes a shady deal to stay with him forever, leaving her friends and family behind. A fun family show.
What is The Little Mermaid?
The kid says this after smacking his brother to the floor with a pillow.
What is Move get out the way?
This person got Jesus murr....
murrder!
Who is Judas?
Mom, dad, I have something important to tell you.
I ____ ___ ___________.
Mom, dad, I have something important to tell you.
I (got an a-bort-ion).
Jordan do you want to see ______ _______ or not. Give me my ____ _____ Jordan!
Jordan do you want to see (Uncle Cracker) or not. Give me my (hat back) Jordan!
This person is the director of Pat-Med's 2020 production of Little Shop of Horrors
Who is sike haha gotcha we don't know yet
real question is:
This show is about a high schooler that wants to be popular
They're sitting far apart because they're not gay
What is two bros chillin in a hot tub?
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie does not want these at his meeting.
What is no off-topic questions?
Hey I'm a ________.
I thought you were _______.
Hey I'm a (lesbian).
I thought you were (American).
This is not enough money for Chicken Nuggets
What is 69 cents?