Fictional Dogs
He's the big, red one.
Clifford
Once on this Island, and West Side Story are musicals both based on this play.
Romeo & Juliet
It was visible for 9/16ths of a second at the 2004 game.
Janet Jackson's breast
She was recently ousted from her leadership roles in the House of Representatives.
Liz Cheney
An offensive position in American Football.
Quarterback
This lovable corgi belongs Captain Holt, and his husband, Kevin, on Brooklyn 99.
Cheddar
The Lion King, and Tommy Boy are both modern retellings of this play.
Hamlet
Since 2013, this company has been the official sponsor of the Super Bowl halftime show.
Pepsi
She was recently announced as the headliner for an upcoming summit organized by the leading Asian-American Democratic political action committee.
Kamala Harris
To seize control of by use of force, especially as a way of reaching an alternate destination or as an act of terrorism.
Hijack
He's the one from... Squirrel!
Dug
She's the Man was released in 2006. It stars Amanda Bynes as a soccer player named Viola who attends boarding school as her brother, Sebastian. Very loosely based off this show.
Twelfth Night
This pop superstar's performance at the 1993 game got higher ratings than the game itself.
Michael Jackson
This movie star is currently leading the polls in the Texas Gubernatorial race.
Matthew McConaughey
Also see: pancake.
Flapjack
Wallace's claymation companion.
Gromit
10 Things I Hate About You stars a very young Heath Ledger, and is a modernization of this 1592 work by Shakespeare.
The Taming of the Shrew
At the 1989 game, an impersonator of this superstar headlined the halftime show. He even attempted to do a close-up magic trick for the audience at home. According to my source, "it somehow went worse than it sounds."
Elvis Presley
This talk show host recently announced her long-running show would be ending after 19 seasons.
Ellen DeGeneres
To laugh or talk in a shrill manner.
Cackle
Cousin Eddie's Rottweiler from Christmas Vacation.
Snot(s)
My Own Private Idaho, directed by Gus Van Sant, starred Keanu Reeves and River Phoenix is based on this show. There are two acceptable answers to this.
Henry IV and Henry V
At the 2002 game, a tribute to the victims of 9/11 was projected onto the Megadome ceiling while this band performed.
U2
It last happened in 2004. These animals are starting to show themselves again in the eastern U.S. after 17 years of living underground. Plug your ears.
Periodical Cicadas
To cut or chop with repeated and irregular blows.
Hack