Mr. Weis drives this type of car
Owen Wilson
What gets wetter, the more it dries?
A towel
"You could travel the world, but nothing comes close to the golden coast..."
California Girls - Katy Perry
This brainrot character was created accidentally by an AI misunderstanding what was meant by "Bat Man." Often referred to lovingly as "TTT"
Tung Tung Sahur
How old is Mr. Weis (actually)
29
How many minutes is HAC time?
28 minutes
I am tall when I am young, and I am short when I am old. What am I?
A Candle
"You know you love me, I know you care. Just shout whenever, and I'll be there..."
Baby - Justin Bieber
This is the name of Mr. Weis' corgi
Ozzy (short for Ozymandias)
How many core teachers are there at Owen that teach exclusively 7th grade students (Mustangs and Caballos teams)
6
I am light as a feather, yet the strongest person can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Your breath
"I'm done hidin', now I'm shinin' like I'm born to be. We dreamin' hard, we came so far now I believe..."
You should never miss this man's call. Tim Cheese is after him.
John Pork

This is the name of the famous work of art Mr. Weis is so fond of. (You see it all around his room)
The Great Wave off Kanagawa - Hokusai
How many n's and a's are there in the name of CDOMS's river valley? (add them)
6
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, and has a mouth but never eats?
A river
"Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world!"
Journey - Don't Stop Believin
The fliest shark sporting some Nikes
Tralalero Tralala
A "warcolt" is a young, male horse under the age of ___?
4
What kind of coat can only be put on when it's wet?
A coat of paint
"I'm freezin' outside, I feel my skin tight. My coat is inside, but I look up at you..."
Stateside - Pink Pantheress
Waging an eternal battle against the cameramen, these singing humanoid latrines were a beloved staple of early brainrot internet culture
Skibidi Toilet
