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What language does Brayden know curse words in?
Arabic
Bonus points if you say Egyptian Arabic
How many sets of grandparents does Brayden have?
3
What people group is Brayden ethnically tied to?
The Amish
What is Brayden's DREAM college?
Dartmouth and/or Georgetown (bonus if you said both)
Who were all three members of Brayden's KOTLC friendgroup, the "Core Four"
Elliott, Cru, Jack
What is the name of Brayden's book (available on Amazon)
The Eulogy of a Man Who Walks Alone
What family member in relation to Brayden (cousin, sister, aunt) crashed into a powerline with a helicopter and caused a county-wide power outage?
His uncle.
What are the names of Brayden's 2 dogs?
KC and Timber
International lawyer/Diplomacy
*Bonus points if you mention bioethics
What European country did Brayden's Grandma live in and attend high school for seven years?
Germany
In what country did Brayden conduct student research on plankton blumes?
Bermuda
How many of Brayden's family members are 'secretly' gay and dating significant others while living in big cities but everyone pretends they're not?
3 (second cousin, cousin, and aunt)
How many girls has Brayden dated/talked to whose name started with "Ell-"
Ellie M, Ellie S, Ella S (3)
What does Brayden want to double major in? What does he want to minor in?
Biology & Political Science
Minor in French
What is the 'dead name' of the person Brayden dated and accidentally turned trans?
Ellie Martinenza
What establishment is Brayden partially banned from because he paid in coins too many times? You have to say the exact location
Starbucks at the Grove
How many (known) half-siblings does Brayden have? Bonus points if you can guess genders, EXTRA bonus points if you can guess any names.
4 (two half-brothers and two half-sisters)
Alden, Rowan, Lily, Winny B
On Brayden's birthday in 2026, what did the escape convict he helped smuggle have in his backpack?
A lot of weed
3
What is Exhibit 3.5?
:)
What is Brayden's kiss count?
6 (C, K, J, S, E, M)
What famous business does Brayden's birthmother's neighbor own? There are three options
Neighbor 2: Campbell's Soup
When Brayden was on national television after being interviewed at the Cecil County Fair, what was the animal that was painted on his forehead?
A panda
Where does Brayden want to live when he is older?
London, UK
When Brayden ran away from home and was picked up on someone's Ring doorbell camera, what was the description given to the police based off the profile they saw on the footage?
A bald, black man wearing nothing but socks.