Um... okay
This ASB senior prides themselves on their "punctuality" and "quiet nature"
Who is Johnny V?
Little known fact, but this ASBer is Mr. Mericle's #1 superfan
Who is the one and only ethan kassar?
What is the Ford/Gonzales advisory?
This Parker teacher drinks a cold coffee every day at the same time (during F block) and is essentially composed of caffeine
Who is Thai Tran?
This ASBer has nothing but pineapple drawings on their instagram
Who is Lizzy? (follow @queen_lizzadora)
This underclassmen has only had boba once (and didn't even like it, the audacity)
Who is Giana Bove?
The middle name Michelle belongs to this ASB senior
Who is Alena?
These 2 ASBers played Harry and Hermione in the HOCO announcement video
Who are Talia and Ian?
This class dean named their truck after a character from Schitts Creek
Who is Mr. Losier?
Finish the lyric (with enthusiasm): Go shawty, it's your birthday, _______
What is "we 'gon party like it's your birthday!"
This underclassman literally ordered french toast at a restaurant with 'pancake' in the name for ASBreakfast
Who is Ian Alexander Brady?
This ASBer is the epitome of style, often sporting neon hats and a Hozier t-shirt circa 2016
Who is Lucas "feel the bern" Bernicker?
This ASBer is talking to Coach Mo as I'm writing this question
Who is Mc-G-Town? (Shea)
This ASB advisor is an organ donor recipient
Who is J Mo Mo?
The 4 essential components of a GOOD shirley temple (tbt sophomore shirley temples)
What are Sprite, ice, grenadine, and cherries?
This ASBer got their application/election packet edited for typos by Coach Mo after they submitted it
Who is MaHaThI
This ASBer no longer has one of their ASB sweatshirts
Who is Ethan Kassar
This junior appears 16 times in THE BEST ASB 21-22 photo album
Who is Kian?
Our fav coach Mo has been at parker for this many football seasons
What are 18 seasons?
This ASBer joined the Drama Club in 2017
Who is Evan? (lol imagine saying Talia)
This ASBer is, and I quote, "a massive weeb"
Who is Rishi?
Name all of Talia's siblings in order of age from oldest to youngest
Who are Trevor, Evan, and Alex DePodesta?
This ASBer shares a birthday with the actress who plays Janice in Friends
Who is Mahathi?
Dr. Patsko's middle name
What is Michelle??
ASB has the most student members of this zodiac sign
What is virgo, libra, or sagittarius?