Historical Cat puns
This man led the largest empire in human history.
Who is Genghis Khat?
This man was the last New York Met to win MVP
Who is nobody?
After getting it all dirty, I must clean 2000 lbs of my patriotic red white and blue socks.
What is Washington DC (Wash-a-ton)?
The last names of two famous Michaels, who ruled over American culture in the early 90's
Who are Jordan and Jackson?
Minutes it took me to make this Jeproady. 42.5
What is more? 44
This empire was the only to ever win a battle against the Romans on Italian Soil?
What was the Purr-sian Empire?
A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 9 die. This many are left alive.
What is 9?
US State:
A jointed piece attached to the end of a foot, taking a glance at you. Followed by a sound of annoyance?
What is Topeka (Toe-Peak-uh)?
This Poet didn't put the it in poet, but definitely brought the rest of the word.
Who is Edger Allen Poe?
Points in an NBA game. 240.5
What is less? 231
This Communist Chinese man led the revolution that transformed the country.
Who is Meow Zedong?
A doctor gives you three pills and says, "Starting now, take one pill every half hour." It would take this long to finish all 3 pills.
A father who always has a backpack ready
What is Baghdad (Bag-dad)?
The author of the famous 1925 novel, narrated by the neighbor of a wealthy man, Jay Gatsby, which was made into a movie starring this famous actor.
Who are F. Scott Fitzgerald and Leonardo DiCaprio?
Times I said "Thank You" in the Chick-fil-A drive-thru just to force the employee to say "my pleasure." before they become visably annoyed. 3.5
What is more? 5.
This German-American scientist is well regarded as the most famous scientist ever, always using the proper terminology.
Who is Albert Feline-stein?
Hypothetically, a plane crash kills 190 of 200 passengers. The crash was along the US-Mexico border; they would bury the survivors in this nation.
You would not need to bury the survivors
A ghost makes noises to scare away an annoying bug
What is Budapest (Boo-da-pest)?
President Activist President, or I guess you could call them P.A.P. Are the 3 Americans all associated by there 3 letter initials
Who are JFK, MLK, and FDR?
Years Al Capone spent in Alcatraz. 6.5
What is less? 4.5
This Portuguese sailor (Working for the kingdom of Spain) was the first European to bring Turkey and Pineapple to Europe.
Who is Christofurr Columbus
Before the human discovery of Mount Everest, this was the highest mountain in the world.
What is Mount Everest?
This leaf, which has a corresponding name to a body of water.
Combined with the first word of this two-word dental procedure, where the second word is another corresponding name to a different body of water.
What is Beirut (Bay-root, Bay leaf & root canal)
This modern-day award-winning musician is well known for his hatred of the modern work schedule and particular vowels.
Who is the Weeknd?
Days Minnie has spent on this planet. 5,667
What is more? 5668.