Guess the Wordplay
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger... then it hit me.
What is a one-liner?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
What is I'll meet you at the corner?
The graveyard is so crowded, people are dying to get in.
What is combining the phrase "dying to..." and the fact that it's a graveyard, which is meant for dead people?
...then it hit me.
A concise joke delivered in one sentence; they are usually straight to the point.
What is a one-liner?
Did you hear about the new book on hyperbole? I've read it, like, a million times.
What is a hyperbole?
What building is the tallest in the world?
What is a library, because it has thousands of stories?
I can't stand Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves.
What is combining the phrase "full of yourself" and the fact that Russian dolls contain smaller copies of themselves inside them?
You planet!
What is how do you organize a space party?
A humorous use of a word in a way to suggest it’s meaning.
What is a pun?
Need an ark? I Noah guy.
What is a pun?
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because...
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
What is using flies as a noun instead of a verb, saying that the insect fruit flies like bananas?
Because if you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
What is why are shopping centers so boring?
The swapping of two initials sounds of two words.
Tom Marvolo Riddle --> I am Lord Voldemort
What is an anagram?
The wedding was so emotional that even...
What is the cake had tiers?
I was walking past a farm, and a sign read: “Duck, eggs!” I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma.” Then it hit me.
What is the thing "duck eggs" changed to the verb duck with a comma, meaning that eggs hit the person walking by the farm?
On palm trees.
What is where do fingers grow?
Take letters from words and phrases and scramble them to make something new
What is an anagram?
Happy dogs love to tag their wails.
What is a spoonerism?
I don't enjoy computer jokes.
What is not one bit?
Rumors of a food shortage at this year’s spoonerism conference turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
What is combining a one-liner and a spoonerism, to create a normal sentence with lack of pies, and a normal sentence with a pack of lies.
They wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
What is I went to the general store?
A figure of speech that exaggeration to deliver a point or add humor.
What is a hyperbole?