This Canadian rapper and childhood Degrassi actor is your youngest daughter’s Spotify Wrapped Artist of the Year.
Drake
This ritualistic prayer during Catholic mass is often spoken with joined hands to become one, or in your children’s case, a strongman challenge.
Our Father
As a student, Kara was a leader of an organization consisting of twelve subgroups, earlier serving as a leader in each of these two subgroups.
Hyperlink and NSAC
“Do you know?”
Broezna
IBS alert! On a trip to LA, Ann had to make an emergency stop at this four word fast food chain to avoid a nuclear explosion.
Jack in the Box
This early 2000s romantic comedy, one of Ann’s favorites, features the actor who voiced Dimitri from Anastasia in his quest for the unlikely in NYC.
Serendipity
The sight of blood is dizzying for many, including your youngest child who lost consciousness at this annual mass.
Christmas
This child shared a professional accomplishment with public figures such as Megan The Stallion, the green M&M, and Jalen Brunson.
Kara
“Did you do your homework?”
Reese Laurie
The summer day camp your children attended changed names to One Hope United but previously went by LGCDC, which stands for this.
Lutheran General Children's Day Camp
This classic dystopian novel written in 1953 is your eldest child’s favorite book, initially read in middle school and returned to on a near annual basis for its eerily accurate representation of an illiterate future.
Farenheit 451
A Catholic practice of respect upon entering and exiting a pew only really practiced by ⅕ of the family.
Genuflect
Your eldest child received this collegiate honor, which goes to less than 1% of the undergraduate student population.
“Happiness comes from within”
Veronica Cho
In the early years of the iPad’s release a cupcake stacking game was a Yoo girl fan favorite, so much so that they set the top 6 leaderboard to create this phrase.
Mommy’s farts smell like hot egg
The first album ever owned by this family member features an iconic duo, and dissolution, telling both sides of their story. Hint: one of the lead singers shares a name with a famous mountain in Millennium Park.
Rich
A gesture of disapproval meme-ified by your children, not seen but felt.
Ann flicking your leg
Your middle child recently applied to an art show after taking drawing classes at Palette & Chisel with an instructor whose name is shared with an animated Christian cucumber.
Larry
“You have a beautiful family”
Reed Thibaudeau
This 3 letter acronym, used often by the matriarch of the family at the end of a long day, was inspired by an episode from a 2001 children’s television series featuring an octopus, dog, and penguin.
TFB (time for bed)
This 4 word mythical yet unsettling children’s movie, a favorite of your middle child’s, blends animation with real life and features the same actor who played Charlie in the 2005 Jonny Depp rendition.
Arthur and the Invisibles
Quote from this prayer: “O my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee…”
Act of Contrition
Your eldest child has been working in research in this lab since the age of 22.
Health Equity, Opportunity, & Education Lab (HOPE Lab)
“But I’m hungry now”
This reversal of a name given to spoiled children and the defining album of summer of 2024, given to Kara by Maddie and Jenna when being scolded for name-calling.