Trash Talking the Teachers
This teacher is truly the most accident prone (and that's not an opinion--that's a FACT).
Who is Anya?
This delegate said, "I went into the mosh pit knowing that it was a cess pool of germs, and then got sick!"
Who is Jhae?
This delegate brought Sponge Bob's home to conference.
Who is Jake?
The way they talk about it, this delegate and her family would have you believe they were there during the Irish Potato Famine.
Who is Riley?
This delegate made Miss Marie proud by trying to teach JMoney the "Topic + SEE + SEE + Clincher" body paragraph formula. JMoney said it was too hard.
Who is Mattie?
Be careful--if you take attendance you might accidentally count this teacher as a student!
Who is Ivy?
This delegate asked for prayers for his brother, who had set the house on fire and was "about to get a 'whoopin' from his mother when he gets home."
Who is Hayden?
This delegate does NOT do a good impression of the 47th president.
Who is Conner?
This delegate was like the "momma-ger" (i.e. the handler) for his bill groups, both this year AND last year, and both groups needed that.
Who is Ayden?
This delegate tried to impersonate his father at conference.
Who is Clark?
This advisor got busted by security at the hotel during conference for being too loud after hours.
Who is Marie?
This delegate said, "Essay Writing has so much homework!" (although--how would he know, since he hasn't done much of it, according to Miss Anne?).
Who is Will?
This delegate wore Crocs with her business suit because she didn't listen to the advisors warning against wearing high heels.
Who is Ava?
This is the color tape that the advisors used to make sure delegates did not leave their room after hours--the infamous taping mandate of YMCA of Greater Charlotte.
What is pink?
This delegate made YMCA of Greater Charlotte IN-famous (although, we were also famous at the same time).
Who is Mary?
Miss Becki had to take the cell phones of all the students in this teacher's class recently.
Who is Colleen?
This delegate said, "I don't speak English, I must be excused."
Who is Gustavo?
This delegate believes balsamic vinegar makes a good ice cream topping.
Who is Justus?
This delegate is maybe too obsessed with volleyball--there are other sports (like pickleball).
Who is Macy?
These two delegates would be considered Siamese (or conjoined) twins, especially in light of where they will be this fall.
Who are Alexis and Ellie?
IF this teacher ever made it to class on time and IF she ever stayed in class the whole time, we would die of shock.
Who is Becki?
This delegate said, "Honey on pizza? FINALLY SOMEBODY GETS ME!"
Who is Emma?
If this delegate is missing, check the loo.
Who is Josephine?
This delegate's dad embarasses him with a loud send off when he drops him off, and then we follow it with an embassingly loud welcome when he walks into class.
Who is Nate?
These two would be considered fraternal twins--although definitely they did not have the same mother.
Who are Kat and Ally?