Zan History
These two canids have accompanied Zan throughout his post-collegiate adventures in New York.
Who are Lily and Honey?
Name of all Zan's siblings in age-descending order
Jessica, India, Allison, Georgia, Isla, (*Oliver)
Name Zan's favorite baseball, football, hockey, and basketball teams:
Yankees, Giants, Rangers, Knicks
Theorized by Einsteinian physics, the gravity of this astrological phenomenon is so powerful that not even light can escape it!
What is a black hole?
This Cuban communist dictator, known for executing thousands of political dissidents, has been popularized in recent years for his striking resemblance to Justin Trudeau.
Who is Fidel Castro?
During the COVID-19 pandemic of 2021, Zan posted up shop in this bustling New England hamlet.
What is Worcester, MA?
Run by Valerie Mnuchin, this Shelter Island eatery has garnered critical acclaim for its Slow-Fired Half Chicken.
What is Léon 1909?
Signed under nefarious circumstances, this 2026 finals MVP led the New York Knicks to their first pennant victory since 1970.
Who is Jalen Brunson?
Featured in the first installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean saga, this ship is helmed by Captain Barbossa.
What is the Black Pearl?
This communist dictator was responsible for the death of 40-80 million Chinese during the "Great Leap Forward".
Who is Mao Zedong?
Of recent memory, Zan has developed an anaphylactic aversion to these two food groups.
What are Beer and Shellfish?
A renowned facial surgeon, Dr. Bruce Moskowitz, Zan's stepfather, partook on mission trips to this embattled nation to assist in the facial reconstruction of wounded soldiers.
What is Ukraine?
Often greeted with the phrase "All Rise", this outfielding behemoth set the AL record for home runs with 62 in 2022.
Who is Aaron Judge?
Representing the genus Latrodectus, this arachnid is known its venomous bite.
What is a black widow?
This bolshevik dictator established the world's first communist state in 1917. He killed nearly a million people during the "Red Terror".
Who is Vladimir Lenin?
This effervescent lass was Zan's first kiss.
Who is Ashley LaLonde?
Hailing from Honduras and Ecuador, these staples of the Mnuchin/Rozen family served as Zan's babysitters for much of his childhood.
Who are Susie and Belgica?
Who is Tiger Woods?
Celebrated for its portrayals of interracial eloping, this adult website should not be confused for educational content.
What is blacked.com?
This communist dictator killed an estimated 1-3 million people during the Cambodian genocide of the 1970s.
Releasing their first song in 2007, this Zan-led rap duo is known for their smash-hit single "Tapin' It Up".
Who is TwennyTwennyNine?
As the predecessor to Paul, this Eastern European James Bond lookalike served as the Mnuchin/Rozen family driver for much of Zan's childhood.
Who is Goran?
Initially a pre-season sensation, this salsa dancing scamperer helped hoist the Lombardi trophy for the Giants in 2012. Zan also had a picture with him in his room for much of his childhood.
Who is Victor Cruz?
Dubbed by Time Magazine in 1941 as "the black Leonardo", this post-antebellum scientist was known for his agricultural innovation in the American south.
Who is George Washington Carver?
This Prussian political theorist is known for his co-authoring of the Communist Manifesto with Karl Marx in 1848. He is not known to have killed anyone.
Who is Friedrich Engels?