Cheeseburger in Paradise, Changes in Latitudes, Pencil Thin Mustache
What is Jimmy Buffet music?
Dad’s response to seeing this slithery reptile in the house is “we’re going to have to move”.
What is a snake?
”Jo. Joe who? Jo Mamma. Jo _______”
Who is grannie?
Rose
Who is Pam?
Wheaties for my _______?
What is Sweeties?
He used to blow dry and style this.
What is his hair?
Every time we left the house as a family.
What is dad in the car, waiting on the girls?
“Eeeeva. Eeeeva git? Eeeeva git one. Eveh git one ah dem days when there’s no _________ on the rack?Days, days, days”
What is towel?
Knightly
Who is dad?
What is Cheeriodles?
Dad & mom owned several of these, and dad wanted to give them names such as “Knight-Rider and Sun-A-Bun-1”
What is a boat?
This landed him and his briefcase on top of the dryer.
What is being scared?
“Nothing in life is ______”.
What is fair?
The Mamma Jamma
Who is Jamie?
sneakers
What are pops
Dad enjoys these best on a triscuit with a slice of onion and with Jonie
What are sardineskies?
The nickname dad had for this boss that he disliked.
Who is The Bogeyman?
“Laaaa chaaaQuita ___________”
What is banana?
Who is Jonie?
dress shoes for girls
What are snaps?
Dad’s famous for breakfast
What is French toast?
Dad shares this dislike with Aunt RuthAnn, but not to the same extreme.
What is flying on an airplane?
“Jam up and jelly _______”
What is tight?
Peppy _______
Who is Pepito?
Coooklafranninrocha
What is a cockroach?