Jokes and Riddles
RIDDLE: what has a face and two hands but no body?
HINT: how do we know when it is midnight? (what do we use?)
A clock
In what year did we get our hard wood floors done?
2018
who won AGT in 2018?
Shin Lim
how many people are in our family?
6
who is the president of CHA?
Hutz Hertsburg
RIDDLE: whats bigger that you but docent weigh anything?
your shadow
where do we keep all of our popsicles in the summer?
the outdoor freezer
are the Quints wearing underwear or are they still in diapers?
they have transitioned into underwear
what year did mom and dad get married?
2000
how many seasons does Fuller House have?
3
JOKE: what did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
give me my quarterback!!
when is Nats Birthday?
may 3
who got 2nd place last year on world of dance?
Eva Igo
how old are MOM and DAD?
m: 43 d: 49
what do u put on a bagel?
cream cheese
JOKE: why is there a gate around cemeteries?
because people are dying to get in
how many TVs do we have in the house?
4
In Fuller House who is having a baby?
Kimmy
when Tad is a freshmen, what will Ally be?
a Senior
when is Tags Birthday?
Oct. 28
JOKE: why does a seagull fly over the sea?
because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!
what company do we use for our landscaping?
Mario
who says " Lets get after it " ?
what is Justins middle name?
Thomas (JT)
how old is Drew Vandixhorn?
6