CORPORATE TRAUMA & TRIUMPHS
This is Jess' ultimate work pet peeve (though things have improved thanks to her nagging AI assistant)
What are late Status Updates?
Armed with a magical VIP, skip-the-line reservation, Jess is immediately catching a flight to dine in this Southern city.
What is New Orleans?
If you hand Jess a microphone, she is obligated by law to perform this 1993 Salt-N-Pepa banger.
What is "Shoop"?
If you make Jess mad, beware: her favorite form of exercise is this
What is kickboxing?
Apologies Chetan, but in her post-Slack life, Jess is absolutely thrilled to never endure this meeting again
What is the Security V2MOM?
If someone else were paying the bill, Jess would happily max out a credit card at this high-end department store.
What is Saks?
Jess loves to binge-watch this HBO show, probably to make her own corporate experience look healthy and functional by comparison.
What is Succession?
You will absolutely not catch Jess commuting on one of these, her least favorite mode of transit.
What is a bicycle?
Jess was shocked to learn that Slack employees possess the rare ability to do this to you with a smile on their face.
What is call you out for being completely wrong?
When raiding the freezer, Jess reaches for Stracciatella or this bovine-themed ice cream flavor from Tillamook.
What is Brown Cow?
Thanks to the tiny dictators living in her house, this aggressively upbeat jam is Jess' #1 most-played song on Spotify.
What is "The Freeze Dance"?
Despite her slick SF tech persona, coworkers might be shocked to learn Jess actually grew up doing manual labor here
What is a farm?
Long before she was wrangling engineers, Jess's first job was wrangling these folks
What are seniors in an assisted living facility?
Proving she has a taste for danger, this is the weirdest thing Jess has ever eaten
What is rattlesnake?
Jess started her live music career with impeccable taste, seeing this legendary hip-hop crew for her first concert in Vancouver, BC. Hint- You Got Me!
Who are The Roots?
Jess considers this her crowning achievement: showing up with no job, practically zero friends, and somehow pulling this off.
What is making it work in San Francisco