The pound sign
Its got the strongest gravity of any planet, nearly 2 1/2 times ours
Jupiter
Its defined as an embarrassing, unoriginal attempt at humor-wanna hear one?
A dad joke
This term for an elaborate melody sung solo means " air" in Italian
Aria
Its a festive Fourth of July in South Carolina, where consumer grade these are legal to use if you are over the age of 16
Fireworks
Rapper Shawn Carter
Jay-Z
The greenhouse effect, not just proximity to the sun, makes it the hottest of all the planets
Venus
Merriam-Webster defines this as "a typically suburban mother who accompanies her children to their games..."
a soccer mom
Now used to reply " the same", this 5 letter word once came before a machine that made copies
ditto
A Maine festival celebrating this creature has lasted 75 summers after a money-losing start with an all you can eat for $1 deal
Lobster
Myanmar
Burma
It not only has an odd axis of rotation, its also the coldest planet, with temps nearing -400
Uranus
This paternal name for a rich benefactor comes from "Little Orphan Annie"
Daddy Warbucks
Known to vodka drinkers, this word meaning "fine view" in Italian refers to a building that gazes out on lovely scenery
Summer analyst is this type of learning position at companies like Goldman Sachs and or Morgan Stanley and can pay $40 an hour
Intern
The court security officer
Bailiff
Mostly hydrogen and helium, it has the lowest average density of any planet in the solar system and it would float in a really big tub
Saturn
Cripes! Its time to scram! To beat it! To do this, originally Civil War-Era slang for retreating in haste
skedaddle
Medieval astrologers thought this, caused by mutating viral strains, was connected to the effect of the stars
influenza
2021 put summer in the Summer Olympics as this sport made its game debut from Tsurigasaki Beach
Surfing
Conqueror Timur
Tamerlane
It has the most eccentric orbit of any planet, varying between 29 million and 43 million miles
Mercury
This spice of the ginger family is popular in Indian food
Cardamom
When the pope dies, this cardinal, treasurer of this Holy See, overseas the election of the new Pope
camelengo
FAF is this "fund", what the Rev. Willard Parsons wanted to let NYC kids breathe when he took them to rural Pennsylvania in 1877
fresh air