Doom Room
Uncommon Sense
Unicorns and Jackrabbits
Catually
Sell me this pen
100

Ginger, Ruby, and Samson were my childhood dogs. What breed were they?

All Boxers

100

A farmer has 572 sheep. She took one shot that got them all. How did she do it?

She took a panoramic photo

100

The original hound from hell, this pooch had three heads, a tail and mane of snakes, and guarded the entrance to Hades.

Cerberus 

100

Can most cats swim? (Including big cats)

Nope! Only a handful of cats can swim 

100

An award ceremony with really weird awards

Hi Mason!

200

AAAAACCCCHHHHHOOOO! Oh man Someone's allergies are acting up. What's a dog breed that someone who is allergic to dogs could get?

Goldendoodle, Bolognese, poodle, Portuguese water dog, Maltese, Chinese crested, Bichon frese, Yorkshire terrier, Welsh terrier, basenji, Affenpinscher, West highland terrier, Afghan hound, Bedlington Terrier, Komador, Kerry Blue, Miniature Schnauzer, Scottish terrier, shih tzu, wire fox terrier, American Hairless Terrier, lhasa, Brussels Griffon, Lagotta Romagnolo, Soft Coated Wheaten Terrier, puli, Coton de Tulear, cairn terrier, Italian greyhound, border terrier, and Polish Lowland Sheepdog

200

A guy is condemned to death. He has to choose a room. Room #1: A fiery inferno. Room #2: 50 Assassins with loaded guns. Room #3: A room full of hungry lions that didn't eat in 3 months. Which room is the safest?

Room 3. The lions would be dead after three months of not eating 

200

In Egypt, this beast had the body of a lion and the head of a man; in Greece, it had the breasts and head of a woman and wings.

Sphinx 

200

What common cat dish actually upsets their stomachs?

Milk! Most cats are actually lactose intolerant

200

Halloween employees putting out awkward costumes

Hi Sonya!

300

True or false? Dogs can not see color

False! Dogs can see the same amount we can but can see colors like blue and yellow!

300

Imagine you are in a sinking rowboat surrounded by sharks. How would you survive?

Stop imagining 

300

Giant single eyes creatures that were fooled by Odysseus and his men in the Odyssey

Cyclops

300

What taste receptor is absent in house hold cats

Sweet. Further proving cats can't be sweet because they don't know what it feels like

300

Fairytale creatures at a speed dating event

Hi Noah!

400

What famous well finding dog was the first animal to receive a star on the Hollywood walk of fame?

Lassie

400

The Pacific Ocean is in what state?

Liquid 

400

Describe to me a Chimera

Fire-breathing lion with a goat's head on its back and the tail was the head of a dragon

400

Why do cats prefer hard containers and cardboard boxes, rather than their comfy beds?

Cat are the opposite of claustrophobic. They prefer to snug as a big in a rug

400

You suspect your new boss is a vampire

Hi sam!

500

Why do dogs do little spins when they use the potty or take a nap?

They align themselves with the magnetic field of the earth!

500

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How can this be possible?

Grandpa, son, grandson

2 fathers and 2 sons

500

Where does the mythical bird call a Phoenix come from?

Greece

500

What specific food smell do cats absolutely despise?

Cutrus

500

If history books were written as tabloids

Heyyy grace ;)

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