Urinary tract infections
Staying well-hydrated encourages this frequent activity that helps flush out bacteria.
What is urination (peeing)?
You look jaundice
Hepatitis
Medical tern for farts
Flatulence
The #1 reason you don't trust a fart after eating a taco
diarrhea
Who travelled to Lisbon
Heddwen
A urine sample sent to the lab to identify the exact bacteria causing infection is called this.
What is a urine culture?
You run to the bathroom frequently
Colitis
Trapped gas that forgot how to leave
This electrolyte loves to disappear when you're stuck on the toilet all day
Potassium
This instructor was a drummer in a Pipe band for several years.
Brent
UTIs in older adults sometimes present with this sudden change in mental status instead of urinary symptoms.
what is delirium or confusion?
This useless area of your colon often leads to infections and sepsis
appendicitis
Colonoscopy prep is sometimes described as this type of natural disaster
Tsunami
Typically, people with IBS should NOT eat these kinds of foods.
Spicy foods
My son is currently playing hockey in another country.
Jayne
In males, infections of this gland can mimic or complicate urinary tract infections.
What is the prostate?
You "beta" have insulin
Pancreatitis
If your gall bladder hates you, it usually hurts in what quadrant
RUQ
This part of the bowel absorbs the last bit of fluid to form feces
Cecum
Two of your instructors are "gemini's" in the zodiac breed
Jordy and Corry
Recurrent or untreated UTIs may lead to scarring in these organs, potentially causing long-term damage.
What are the kidneys?
Your a pain in my right shoulder
Cholecystitis
Gallstones usually get angry after this type of meal
Fatty
This infection, often after antibiotics, can turn your colon into a war zone
C.diff
This instructor is of British and Dutch Ancestry
Brent (despite a French last name)