Bad at Their Jobs
Professional tennis player
What is..."Challengers"
Absolute power and blue worm juice
What is..."Dune: Part Two"
This 1949 Carol Reed noir saw Orson Welles revealed as one of cinema's most influential antagonists.
What is..."The Third Man"
Tthe Court of the Crimson by Crimson King
What is..."Children of Men"
This 2022 Best Animated Feature Oscar Winner was the first of two Netflix originals from a beloved Spanish filmmaker
What is..."Guillermo Del Toro's Pinocchio"
Terrible singer starring in a musical
What is..."Singin' in the Rain"
Toxic fumes which may or may not be real are stressing tf out of this housewife
What is..."Safe"
This 1946 Howard Hawks noir is considered one of the quintessential examples of the genre, and is widely known for its near indecipherable plot
What is..."The Big Sleep"
Dragula by Rob Zombie
What is..."The Matrix"
This environmental fable was the second English-language feature from South Korean director Bong Joon Ho
What is..."Okja"
Absolutely awful knights of the round table
What is..."Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
A totally not poisonous concoction of liquor, paint thinner, and literal rocket fuel.
What is..."The Master"
Fritz Lang's 1953 noir was notable at the time for its extreme violence and notable performance by Gloria Grahame
What is..."The Big Heat"
Needle in the Hay by Elliott Smith
What is..."The Royal Tenenbaums"
This Adam Sandler comedy debuted in the middle of the Covid-19 pandemic to middling reviews and massive home viewership
What is..."Hubie Halloween"
Most incompetent detectives ever won't stop dropkicking people
What is..."Memories of Murder"
Smoking weed, taking pills, and saving lives. This paramedic seriously needs to sleep.
What is..."Bringing Out the Dead"
Technically released one year before the classic noir period, this gangster film from Raoul Walsh finds Humphrey Bogart and James Cagney going into the bootlegging business together
What is..."The Roaring Twenties"
Sound of da Police by KRS-one
What is..."La Haine"
This 2022 German-language Netflix original was one of the frontrunners at the following year's Academy Awards
What is..."All Quiet on the Western Front"
Literally the worst 1930s assembly line worker ever
What is..."Modern Times"
Under the influence of a ridiculously thin watermelon
What is..."Thin Watermelon"
Nicholas Ray's 1950 noir masterpiece follows Humphrey Bogart as a morally ambiguous screenwriter navigating a new and uncertain relationship
What is..."In a Lonely Place"
The Heart's Filthy Lesson by David Bowie
What is..."Se7en"
This 2017 Netfix original from director Dee Rees earned 4 Academy Award nominations and has since been added to The Criterion Collection
What is..."Mudbound"