First Memories of Matthias
The same week I joined staff, the guys all took me for dinner in Kam Tin for my birthday and made me feel very welcome.
Mark
I’m a U.S. citizen living and working outside of the United States for many years. Do I still need to file a U.S. tax return?
Yes
Spell (cost 2)
Gain 1 coin. You may banish a card in your hand. If it is an item, draw a card.
Tergeo
How is the staring server determined in an official match?
A coin toss
How many roosters are you allowed to own per 20 acres of land?
1
On my DTS, at his bachelor party, his face got really red because of the “Asian Glow”.
Barjona
What is the due date of a U.S. income tax return?
April 15th
Villain
Each time a skull is added to the Location, Active Hero loses 2 hearts.
Draco Malfoy
According to the International Table Tennis Federation, what is the official term for the item used to hit the ball in table tennis?
Racket
How many yard sales are you allowed to have in your front yard per calendar year?
2 (but you can have as many as you want if its in the backyard)
He silently judged me for taking too much cheese during staff meeting.
Noelle
I am a U.S. citizen married to a nonresident alien. What is my filing status?
In general, you are considered “Married Filing Separately” unless you qualify for a different filing status.
Ally (cost 0)
Choose one: gain 1 bolt or gain 2 hearts.
Pigwidgeon
How many games in a singles match?
Best of seven
The Brothel Law prohibits how many unrelated people to inhabit the same home?
Four (this includes college sororities and roommate situations)
Matthias’ first ever game of spikeball in the courtyard.
Satoshi
How do I notify the IRS my address has changed? (4 methods, 100 points for each)
IRS Form (Form 8822 or Form 8822-B)
Update Address in your Tax Return
Written Statement
Oral Notification (Just call them)
Ally (cost 5)
Choose one: gain 2 bolts or all Heroes gain 2 hearts.
Fawkes the Phoenix
What should the net height be?
15.25cm/6in
It is illegal for children to take out the trash if the trash bag contains what?
Empty beer cans or anything that contains alcohol
I don’t remember, probably when I joined staff. He’s not very memorable.
How long after an Amended Return is received does it take to complete processing?
It currently takes more than 20 weeks to complete processing.
Proficiency
Each time you acquire a Spell, any one Hero gains 1 coin.
History of Magic
What official change was made in October 2000 that's purpose was to make table tennis a more viable televised spectator sport?
The size of the ball from 38mm to 40mm
In order for a fireman to rescue a woman from a fire, she must be what?
Fully clothed